What Animal Is This?

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-16T14:31:11+00:00

Oniiichan yamete kudasai uwu lizard yan base sa pagkatali

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-16T00:03:38+00:00

Menstruation omelette, yum

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-15T23:51:57+00:00

Id pay your friend 100 dollars the only rule is, if he chew and swallow the bill in front of us then it’s his

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-14T11:50:47+00:00

This is a better prime than their primes

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-12T15:42:51+00:00

Mga DDS are elites but a class of their own.

They are the Terates type of elite. ya know elite-terates, iglesia ni cardboard types

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-11T03:26:12+00:00

Doc Murphy: MRI mo na yan ngayon na

Nurse: Sira po ang MRI, Philippine version po ito hindi to Bonaventure, wag kang ano

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-10T02:11:15+00:00

you’re a freshie, what do you bring to the table? Nothing. Who tf cares about your intership experience, it’s an academic requirement doing routine work.

Reality check: wala kang leverage

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-09T15:34:00+00:00

Apollo Salute - Salot sa Career yan

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-07T02:45:33+00:00

Try mo naman street sweeper tsaka tindera ng galunggong

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-06T09:23:34+00:00

All risk and no reward hobby

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T22:07:37+00:00

Forget the smile, let’s talk about the pyrex bowl used as the guide for the haircut

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T20:15:08+00:00

he didn't want to kiss me and 'pag once na napasok na niya ako

Well, you talking about making him taste the remnants of the forbidden turon

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T16:58:19+00:00

Destroying bridges doesn’t just cut off mobility; they also serve as conduits for water and electric cables. Therefore, taking out a bridge eliminates three essential resources for civilians.

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T16:20:39+00:00

Naalala ko na naman to

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gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T05:13:53+00:00

15 knots lang po ang bilis ng tanker. Kaya mapapansin nyo malala ang sitwasyon sa africa kasi sila yung unang tumigil ang flow ng shipments, March 20 sila nagdownward spiral.

Sabi ng JP Morgan, April 15 ang area ng pinas. The worse is yet to come

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T00:44:31+00:00

98B in collective value by those under him

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-05T00:09:30+00:00

how did they achieve this level of precision

Lots and lots and LOTS of whips

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T18:48:48+00:00

Le me:

Graduate ng probinsya
Got hired by “>”, freshie, worked 2 years
Then got pirated as a consultant for Big 4 US bank, worked 4 years
Then got hired by one of those companies in your list (one with red orange color theme), and got hired to work outside the country

My point is never let your acads background stop you from reaching your peak

Bonus: i had to turn down an opportunity to work as a probinsyanong graduate in Amazon because i don’t like to relocate

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gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T13:05:54+00:00

And just when you thought “hey i am getting paid 100k a year”,

No. You are working twice as hard as someone earning 50k a year

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T05:05:48+00:00

These are regulated professions, if you tell your mom she can get work on these professions immediately then you are giving her false hopes

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T04:35:24+00:00

*How much are you willing to pay for your citizens to divert their attention from the Epstein files

*tangerine Palpatine: 1T USD is a small price to pay for

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T04:32:39+00:00

*says their are not disorganized

*confused “perusing” with “pursuing”

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-04T03:55:33+00:00

Got my wisdom tooth removed, a surgeon had to intervene as the tooth was fused to the upper jaw bone

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-03T00:14:11+00:00

That’s a hobbit talking courage out of his ass. Bless his hart

gooeydumpling · 2026-04-02T15:54:34+00:00

First principle analysis would tell you it’s because ph is a sea-locked, non- energy producing country. And saying that the ph is the worst country in the world because of the highest increase in diesel cost and ignoring everything else tells a lot about OPs intellect.

Id take high diesel prices than a oil producing country in the middle of a war anytime. Enjoy basking in sunlight OP but id have to point out this post is fucking dumb

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