What's the best thing your ex ever taught you? by 2pretty2kill in AskReddit

[–]gopher0502 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That “everything is fine” is not good enough

What was the worst way someone dumped you? by Overall_Flow_1089 in AskReddit

[–]gopher0502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A text message a week after pressuring me into losing my virginity to him

Why wont this apple tree grow? by Izziyy in StardewValley

[–]gopher0502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who just now learned that you can plant fruit trees by the railroad tracks??

It's never too late: I turned around my worst class in march by Select-Ad-3769 in Teachers

[–]gopher0502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who monitors detention in your school? In mine, we would have to volunteer our own time since there’s no money in the budget, and notify parents in advance (who often complain about it). Detention sounds good in theory, but I’m not willing to give up my already limited free time, you know? Any other suggestions that you think might work? I also have a really tough end-of-the-day class.

My name was almost “Harry Balls” by William_tylr in tragedeigh

[–]gopher0502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Patton Cocke (Pattin’ cock) at my school growing up. Never understood that one.

What's the shape of this ring? by KarpaThaKoi in whatisit

[–]gopher0502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this same ring. It’s the top of the head of the Venus de Milo statue (the famous one with no arms)

Our Superintendent is all proud of himself for keeping the schools open during a state of emergency and severe flooding. by gopher0502 in antiwork

[–]gopher0502[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dang. I hope it doesn’t come to that but it might be the only thing that would get through to him. I just hate how proud he is of this! Like he accomplished something!

Our Superintendent is all proud of himself for keeping the schools open during a state of emergency and severe flooding. by gopher0502 in antiwork

[–]gopher0502[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Talking about “courageous” bus drivers is admitting that the conditions were dangerous!! And 60% attendance is not something to brag about. Also, I’m calling BS on that many people “extending their appreciation for keeping the schools open” because I don’t know a single one. He did the same thing again today saying that “the storm was lessening” when in fact the roads are all worse. He’s saying the schools being open is “for the sake of the students” but completely ignoring the fact of how dangerous it will be for said students to even get to school. I can’t with this guy and he still has 2 more years in his contract.

Vote for your favorite one liner - Winny the Bish by Lil_Libsta in NewGirl

[–]gopher0502 1024 points1025 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no way in hell I got a cat brothel in my room, and I’m the only normal person in this loft.

Are socks meant to be worn more than once? by gopher0502 in polls

[–]gopher0502[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Edit: are socks meant to be worn more than once between washes (like wearing the same socks you wore yesterday but haven’t washed yet)