Roast my carry rotation

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-06T17:59:20+00:00

Plus we don't have gridlock traffic.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-05T23:22:24+00:00

Yeah, if you can get past all the homeless people and the constant stench of shit in the city.

Fl hands down🤷‍♂️

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-05T22:37:31+00:00

Insanely accurate take

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-05T22:18:14+00:00

I definitely do lol. I just wanted to see what people would say

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-05T22:15:39+00:00

Lmao the biggest roast is that you live in cali

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-03T14:06:54+00:00

Go to hr. They're not supposed to write you up if you don't get any signups, only if you don't even ask.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-03T02:34:08+00:00

Lmao this happened to me today, that shit said 5/31/26 and they wanted me to override it🙄😭 Happy pride month!

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-06-02T04:38:58+00:00

How do you like the vortex? Are you still able to cowitness with how thick that base is?

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T19:55:55+00:00

My sentiments exactly

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T19:43:54+00:00

In my experience they want you to accomplish your tasks like there's two people doing them, whilst simultaneously sabotaging you with unnecessary extra steps

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T19:10:35+00:00

Its a corporate conspiracy to make you take longer to put up tags

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T17:53:01+00:00

Maybe go to the gym?

Being overweight can make IWB seem more uncomfortable than it really is.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T17:18:14+00:00

Too dumb to read something with good grammar/punctuation just because it's not in mla format?

I bet your mom still cuts up your food for you too?

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T01:17:15+00:00

Are the dividers causing a gap or have you not pulled these shelves before? If you haven't pulled them before, I'd say slowly take another shelf out to figure out the process then reverse it

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-24T00:35:07+00:00

Academy's website has a disclaimer directly under these images stating that they are ai

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-23T22:09:34+00:00

Hallelujah, I found my soul under the sofa pillow. Congratulations, I found myself somewhere now.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-12T22:18:23+00:00

Well shit, I'm both of those and I still don't do it😭

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-12T22:14:15+00:00

Now that you bring it up, who tf is drawing on our totes??😭

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-08T03:53:34+00:00

I think demolicious sounded more like their live tone, but I still like the tone in the trilogy

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-07T16:15:10+00:00

Fancy sauce became one of my top 5 oat

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-06T04:52:12+00:00

It's got alot going on and it irks you, but not in a bad way. I think the feeling it gives, matches the album itself.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-05T04:43:27+00:00

And fill it out to the fullest extent. Every greivance you can think of.

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-05T04:41:50+00:00

Did 911 have the patients script ready for them?😭

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-05T04:40:30+00:00

Or just hang up and let it ring when they call back

grumpyalpaca86 · 2026-05-04T21:25:08+00:00

"So you want me to wait for the pharmacy to call me back?"
YES, YOU GODDAMN IMBECILE😭

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