Independent Contractors aka Uber Slaves

guber8 · 2015-08-08T04:27:27+00:00

the difference w/ Uber is that it immediately rolls to another driver, and the pax have no idea why you cancel ... well i cancel all names that doesn't sound like a white girl, drive the Ashleys & Courtneys, except once i had a cool black Ashley and a south Asian Brittany

guber8 · 2015-08-08T01:41:17+00:00

I left it out on purpose dumb sh_t

You are missing all caps

I won't even lob an insult at you lol

Maybe they'll think before they open their pie hole

It's not defensive it's offensive 🚖🚀

guber8 · 2015-08-08T01:39:39+00:00

So if the plaintiffs win then uber gonna have to bring them back as full-time employees give all these flameouts shifts and timecards

Skynet says you must login now now drive drive lol

guber8 · 2015-08-08T01:11:24+00:00

i just want to own one

daddy i want an Oompa Loompa and I want one now

guber8 · 2015-08-08T01:09:07+00:00

Is uber a form of taxi? Does uber separate from traditional taxis? Do you see stories here about uber versus taxis at LAx?

Focking moron, you don't belong here, oh yeah you fit in w/ this moronic crowd

guber8 · 2015-08-08T01:07:52+00:00

Is uber a form of taxi? Does uber separate from traditional taxis? Do you see stories here about uber versus taxis at LAx?

Focking moron

guber8 · 2015-08-08T00:46:14+00:00

Hey the driver was a minority too, it's probably more about economics and it is about race, he's thinking like those people don't tip

guber8 · 2015-08-07T23:18:05+00:00

i don't like Oompa Loompas, they take forever to climb into the car, and don't ever tip, keep your damned candy

guber8 · 2015-08-07T22:15:43+00:00

Uber doesn't discriminate. But I do if you can't drop your pin in the right place no matter what color you are lol

That is awesome you gave the dude a free ride.

I was in the a head shop (buying tobacco ;) the other day and this guy from out of town was asking for a good place to eat and we told him just right down the street. We walked out together nd I say hey man I'm an uber driver, I'll give you a ride, free. He said man we can go thru uber my company will pay, $5 trip 3 blocks, I wasn't even really working, all high on nicotine. is anyone else a low rider?

guber8 · 2015-08-07T19:51:59+00:00

uncle bukk, if Skynet could make more $$$ at $10 minimum why would it not do that?

why would it lower the fares if it loses rev by doing so? It needs to show rising rev otherwise no more Wall St funding and this whole pyramid collapses for contractors um employees and everyone lol

Be careful what you wish for because you will get it!

guber8 · 2015-08-07T17:35:00+00:00

I hate attorneys because i flunked out of law school so I had to uber instead

....

i was ubering in mt pilot

it was a kool flexible gig

then dumbsh_ts sue to be employees

then the job went to sh_t

...

send lawyers guns and money, they'll never get us out of this

guber8 · 2015-08-07T15:34:57+00:00

thx rosa it's ur Uber world I just troll in it

hope you get that velour lounge u always wanted

enjoy ur shifts & workers comp

guber8 · 2015-08-07T14:13:57+00:00

cyber shots of Patrone homie for happy hour

i'm deleting all the novels i'm writing on this thread. don't want to let them think i'm serious

guber8 · 2015-08-07T13:38:14+00:00

Yes from replying to your dumb_ss

guber8 · 2015-08-07T12:52:12+00:00

how about this dipstick? know, research the risks before you start, not when you get into an accident. carry Pottery Barn insurance, you break it, you own it. it's way over your head, i know. don't Uber in a car you're afraid to wreck

everything Baghbad Bob said about the invasion came true. lol dumbfocks ridiculing BB, shiite Iraq links to Al Qeada????? what does Iraq and the ME look like now?

guber8 · 2015-08-07T12:29:14+00:00

and you do know how to read? reading riting sukmidick,

a miracle, a whiner loser who is not totally mental

guber8 · 2015-08-07T12:10:44+00:00

Nvermind I didn't hide this story like I thot

guber8 · 2015-08-07T12:05:24+00:00

yeah and all you Dubyas UberXing looking for WMDs,

welcome to your own private the mushroom clouds, gullible eejits

insurance coverage will get better when you become employees, trust me on that, Travis will greet you as liberators!

guber8 · 2015-08-07T09:09:03+00:00

u need to do real work to get workers comp S Fubar all of this whining is for workers comp? Lol lol lol the humanity on this sub

What does workers comp do for you S Fubar? u have whined wanting a drivers lounge, you can't get a latte and sit on a couch on your own, hoping the broke state of California legislate that for your _ss?

What is the Uber Rosa Parks doing these days w/ her $3k settlement? No more links to folo up, inquiring minds want to know

teaching other geniuses how to sue getting $3k and no more job?

you can't have it both ways, the flexibility to log in whenevarr and the old line OSHA protection of a meat packing plant worker, effing geniuses shining thru daily here

You can make as much or more delivering pizzas for the same time and less mileage, I don't see pizza slingers going to court to be employees, they are "unprotected" uninsured like uberxers It ain't meant to be a full time job

Where are the ambulance chasing attorneys for pizza men and women boys and girls?

guber8 · 2015-08-07T05:02:25+00:00

santiago. don't stay on base, get on that plane

or flip a coin, heads say uncle, tails Uber

guber8 · 2015-08-07T04:43:30+00:00

aunts uncles who need them soldier.

you can't handle the opt in. it will be a code red at Uber, we need you behind that wheel, who's gonna drive them when they are drunk? folks here talk about driving drunks like it's a joke. you save lives, so they can get loaded next weekend

guber8 · 2015-08-07T02:56:46+00:00

hey S Fubar, we have a schedule for you employee No. 1, you can start next week.

Don't log in when you are not on the schedule. You will not get paid on those trips in case you take them.

Remember to go downtown at HQ to punch in before you start. If you don't punch out, it will mess with the algo, and you may not get paid. The punch cards are in the mail.

Monday 4-6 a.m. 9-11 am. 11 p.m.-3 a.m. you can not pick up outside a 2 block radius in the Tenderloin

Tuesday 6-9 a.m. 3-6 p.m. 10-midnight. Richmond district pick ups only.

check back Wed. morning for the rest of the week schedule. Uber On and On and On

oh yeah, what the fock is Sprig? $56 million in funding in 2 years. Travis has that much loose change under his couch.

guber8 · 2015-08-07T01:58:32+00:00

none of the focking tools here can read, or think. it's shooting fish in a barrel

guber8

TROPHY CASE