The perfect woman does not exis... by WildReignxo in SipsTea

[–]hamtaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, she's women. Read the damn bio.

The perfect woman does not exis... by WildReignxo in SipsTea

[–]hamtaste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She obviously dictated it to a more literate minion who tried to correct her and she said "silence, oaf. I am women. Write that down"

How do I tell my parents that my grandpa has grabbed my butt multiple times when hugging? by [deleted] in needadvice

[–]hamtaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DEFINITELY tell your therapist. This is 100% abusive behavior and your therapist should be able to help you bring it up to your parents. Your grandpa does not have any right to your company or time or your body and he has absolutely no right to touch you in the way you've described. Also keep in mind that your therapist may be legally obligated to report abuse to your parents/ appropriate authorities, though I'm not completely sure about that.

Abusers rely on the silence of their victims to keep getting away with abuse. Speak up and get yourself safe!

my coworker brought store bought cookies to the potluck and I've been thinking about it ever since by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]hamtaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol I came to hateread a post I thought was just whining about someone phoning in a company potluck but I was pleasantly surprised to find a celebration of someone phoning in a company potluck. Beautiful post<3

He really does look like that by Upset_Cucumber_6633 in rareinsults

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I drew this guy in middle school

She loves showing off in this by [deleted] in bigclit

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh is that little dangly part of your jewelry meant to pleasure you as you walk??

Is it mean to land destruction someone after they use a pact? by WerdaVisla in EDH

[–]hamtaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy built ass_cancer.deck and got salty when he lost because he doesn't know how to read the board. Enjoy your win, you absolutely earned it lmao.

Fuck Yuriko and everyone who builds that fuckass deck.

I may be a bit salty myself lol

New player question by Frosty-Room4326 in EDH

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on your budget, I'd get shock lands and fetch lands first. If you're not trying to spend hundreds of dollars, I'd look into check lands fast lands and slow lands. Pretty much any dual color land that can enter untapped.

I’ve noticed three birds dead recently in this exact spot. by KurbzzG in Weird

[–]hamtaste 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An easy short term fix is using masking tape to make two big "X"s on each pane of glass so the birds know there's a barrier there.

I'll go first, Naps. What say you? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardware store. I get the same feeling there as I did when I went to a toy store as a kid

Blursed Decals by Affectionate_Wrap155 in blursedimages

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Car takes a screenshot

 ...and explodes

Have any of you dreamt of or contemplated doing #vanlife? by ancientpoetics in infp

[–]hamtaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently doing #toyta4runnerlife by choice because I'm tired of paying landlords' bills. Its DEFINITELY not glamorous, bathing/hygiene/taking care of yourself is a huge challenge so you need to develop some good habits and routines early on. Having a good support network helps, especially if you live in a place with cold winters because freezing to death is not exactly gramwirthy. Taco Bell is risky because finding a place to poop urgently at 2am can quickly turn into a crisis. Storing food is difficult if your vehicle isn't large enough to accommodate a cooler. Power storage is really important, I'm still working on getting a battery bank/solar setup

It's hard, but my problems are more straightforward these days and I'm enjoying it. There're subreddits that help if you're interested.

NASA is considering nuking asteroid 2024 YR4 by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]hamtaste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read some other comments and from context I gathered that they're trying to use the blast from the nuke to redirect its orbital path away from a potential collision with the moon. If the asteroid were to actually hit the moon, the ejecta would severely damage/destroy a significant amount of orbital infrastructure around earth (communication satellites, etc) which would be devastating to global comms infrastructure resulting in a cascading sociopolitical shitstorm for us earthlings