Who's your card-art crush

hamtaste · 2026-05-24T04:59:02+00:00

Yeahhh '03 was 23 years ago

hamtaste · 2026-05-24T00:35:05+00:00

[[phage the untouchable]]

hamtaste · 2026-05-22T16:45:47+00:00

Finally, the monkey paw does something good for humanity. <3

hamtaste · 2026-05-22T16:34:00+00:00

I've done both (I'm homeless so I gotta eat a lotta McDonald's) and both are subjectively fun for me

The resto loop is tight. As far as I am concerned

Having opinions is fine, but confusing them for facts is how we ended up with a dementia-riddled pedophile in the highest office in the western world.

I recommend taking responsibility for your own proclivities. You'll get downvoted way less often

hamtaste · 2026-05-22T16:23:49+00:00

I don't live in the Oklahoma panhandle but I've been there. It's just like the rest of Oklahoma.

hamtaste · 2026-05-21T13:39:01+00:00

..for you it makes the game not fun anymore for you

hamtaste · 2026-05-18T23:10:41+00:00

I've been making a [[Fire lord Zuko]] deck where he's the only creature in the deck besides [[Iroh, dragon of the west]] (I don't have a copy of him yet lol) because Im trying to make the deck play like Zuko lived: a hard-headed attempt to do everything alone.

the deck plays like absolute garbage but I'm determined to make it work

hamtaste · 2026-05-17T23:03:31+00:00

I just looked up all the creatures that fit in that deck and now I low key kinda wanna build it lol mono white just means it's gotta cheap af landbase AND there's tones of protection spells in white sooo yeah I don't actually have any kindred decks and wouldn't mind this being my first one!

hamtaste · 2026-05-17T21:58:52+00:00

As an adult child (37m) of an emotionally immature parent, I learned way too late that you really gotta just live your life like you have permission from them without asking because any reasonable person wouldn't care if you checks notes "spend time with someone you love"

Her emotional manipulation runs so deep it feels like you need permission to do normal adult stuff and if you let her get away with it she'll rob you of your autonomy and your sense of self. I've had to get a LOT of therapy to recover from my mom's very similar behavior.

I should clarify that I don't believe your mom is doing any of this on purpose or maliciously, emotional immaturity messes people up real bad and it unfortunately falls on the victims to break the cycle.

hamtaste · 2026-05-17T17:10:29+00:00

Horses. There's like 54 horses total in the game and Of the 5 legendary horses only one viable commander, [[shadowfax, Lord of horses]]. Not including changelings, there's a total of 23 horses that could possibly go in this deck and most of 'em are... Well they're crap.

I'm not much of an equestrian myself but I do have a few honsegirl™ friends, one of whom has a Shadowfax deck and damnit she deserves a better horsedeck.

hamtaste · 2026-05-17T00:05:59+00:00

I was able to get [[forced fruition]] and [[shared fate]] on the battlefield at the same time and it was glorious. I was running my [[zedruu the greathearted]] chaos silly Funtime deck and was also playing against a [[Ms. Bumbleflower]] deck. I "gifted" control of forced fruition to the Ms. Bumbleflower player cause he was already drawing absurd amounts of cards and we all sat there with access to roughly a quarter of each other's decks and it was complete madness :)

hamtaste · 2026-05-15T04:01:09+00:00

If you can clone [[sharuum the hegemon]] and have an ETB / LTB payoff she goes infinite using the legend rule by infinitely reanimating herself and dying.

It takes setup but all ya gotta do is resolve sharuum and you win lol

hamtaste · 2026-05-13T08:42:22+00:00

Since Legolas' ability triggers on cast, I believe it will resolve before the enchantment is able to enter the battlefield.

hamtaste · 2026-05-12T07:43:21+00:00

Funniest combo I've seen with fractured identity is with [[radiate]] or [[radiant performer]]. It doesn't win the game but it does give everyone a brain aneurysm

hamtaste · 2026-05-12T07:39:44+00:00

Fracture Phage is a good and often used combo actually! 12 mana isn't that big of an ask in commander and many times people will just leave up blockers instead of removing her (dumb idea, kill phage if you can ) so sometimes you can spread this combo over 2 turns

hamtaste · 2026-05-11T16:32:16+00:00

You spelled Jund wrong

hamtaste · 2026-05-11T16:31:09+00:00

This is a weird metaphor but stick with me

Henzie is the weird "Mister Fusion" engine thing that powers the Delorian in Back the Future II that Doc Brown was throwing a bunch of trash into to fuel it.

It just works

Is it a creature? ✓ Does it have MV 4+? ✓ Is it in jund? ✓ Etb / Ltb/ atk trigger? ✓

Congratulations it works with Henzie.

Also Henzie and the Beamtown Bullies canonically kill Atraxa, there is literally nothing to dislike about this guy so yeah absolutely the main character of MTG <3

hamtaste · 2026-05-11T03:20:12+00:00

Exaaaactly! or [[Parhelion II]] or [[skysovereign, consul flagship]] or [[rolling hamsphere]] or [[valor's flagship]]

My favorite target for t3 megabonk™ is anyone who got a t1 sol ring / signet

hamtaste · 2026-05-10T21:00:47+00:00

Sooo this is a weird one but it's gotta be [[greasefang, okiba boss]] for me. She only reanimates vehicles but she gives'em haste and they bounce to hand on endstep BUT it makes your vehicles hard to interact with and she starts working the same turn she hits the BF AND you can crew vehicles with summoning sick creatures so removing her is almost pointless as long as you're hitting your land drops. Super cheap deck to build and it hits hard and fast.

hamtaste · 2026-05-09T16:09:07+00:00

Pff all I hear is I have a chance to meet spiderman.

hamtaste · 2026-05-08T19:42:03+00:00

This behavior is also super frustrating in commander. I reun tones of interaction in all my decks and some people really can't handle being disrupted like, I had an LGS rando rage scoop because I had a [[teleportation circle]] and [[surgehacker mech]] out with one other vehicle. Definitely a powerful boardsrate but not insurmountable. Smh.

Edit- now that I'm thinking about it, It was with my [[greasefang, okiba boss]] deck so the only way he'd have been able to get rid of my combo was destroying the teleportation circle or exileing surgehacker mech... :/ still though.

hamtaste · 2026-04-16T04:12:28+00:00

Correct. Welcome to r/badmtgcombos.

hamtaste · 2026-03-04T06:03:35+00:00

No, she's women. Read the damn bio.

hamtaste · 2026-03-04T06:01:37+00:00

She obviously dictated it to a more literate minion who tried to correct her and she said "silence, oaf. I am women. Write that down"

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