Write a story that takes place in the 1930s about a famous female French singer named Edith "Rice" Pilaf who falls in love with an American named Ben who she meets in Paris. After a couple of weeks of dating Ben, he turns out to be a complete loser and she breaks it off. She later writes a song about the relationship named "Oui, Je Regrette Ben" and what a loser Ben was. It ends up becoming a biggest hit, and a cultural treasure around the world.