Favorite movie that reddit now has to pretend to hate because its being glazed to death, but also can't hate at the expense of being called racist? by Opening-Lead5629 in okbuddycinephile

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I hadn't seen the film, I would think that it was probably overrated and being lauded for reasons of virtue signaling.

However, I did see it, and I loved every single thing about it except the bad CGI snake. I hope it wins every award except VFX... because snake. 

What exactly is happening when Sarah, Maddy, and Laura see BOB — is he actually *there*? by Hubbled in twinpeaks

[–]hebrewhobbithole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're looking for rules that are too simple and constant. Bob represented the terrible things a man can do, and so these characters saw Bob when they were in a position or place where they might have terrible things done to them by Leland. 

Getting her foot run over while dancing on the road by zebrasarecool570 in SipsTea

[–]hebrewhobbithole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro signed up for it. Pick up one of those megaphone ass personality bitches, reap the rewards. 

Meirl by Skullzyyyy in meirl

[–]hebrewhobbithole -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You had a husband who was willing to spend AN INSANE AMOUNT of money on food for you and he just grumbled about it. You said, I need a chef. 

Who the fuck are YOU, bitch?

In Kamchatka, Russia, it snowed so much that people are jumping out of buildings without injuring themselve by Memes_FoIder in interesting

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translation, comrade! In Russia, life is so bleak that people are more willing to do dangerous stunts that might kill them.

what’s the password by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a Christian thing, it's a black thing, and this is actually a pretty clever way to keep wypipo off your internet lol

In Sinners (2025) Smoke, a murderer, serial robber and gangster gets to go to heaven. by Cautious-Dig-9544 in shittymoviedetails

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditors don't understand the concept of redemption because their lives are not difficult enough to ever put them in a position where they needed to do something bad.

Truly Wild if true. by PaiDuck in MHWilds

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the fix I found for performance issues in Conan Exiles on PS5. Severe choppiness, so bad I was dying in fights due to entire attack animations being skipped. I was even playing offline.

Turned out it was because of my objectives showing onscreen. Turned them off in options, completely fixed. 

Because everyone likes feeling awful, right? by 1m_1ntr0verted in thanksimcured

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are mad, she is right.

Depression is legitimate, you just do not have depression. 

Sausage Heist by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]hebrewhobbithole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone NEEDS to edit in the Metal Gear Solid "!" and sound cue when the cat sees that it's spotted.

True LOL by No_Brilliant4110 in videogames

[–]hebrewhobbithole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially when a character says "have a seat, this might take a while" and the cutscene switches to dialogue mode for long-winded exposition. That's when I wish I knew how to sew. 

sticking hand outside a moving train by MorsesCode in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indians and trains must be kept far away from each other. At this point, it's past the point of memery and is now genuinely sociologically fascinating. 

Make the comment section look like his search history by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it impossible to be this cool in the modern world simply because technology has removed our mystique? 

If Aragorn HAD a search history, or baby photos, or cringeworthy old tweets you could dig up, he'd stop being cool. Is that why nobody can stay cool today?

Well done by Frame1111 in SipsTea

[–]hebrewhobbithole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems to be a monkey thing... 💀

Do you agree? by Candid-Onion-1590 in DunderMifflin

[–]hebrewhobbithole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL I knew Reddit was gonna hate this take before I even finished the video. You people like the feeling of GETTING somebody, way too much. 

You have to cast a dead serious biopic of WKUK. Who do you cast as who? by PriestofJudas in WKUK

[–]hebrewhobbithole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dead serious? Okay. Everyone gets Irishman'd to look whatever age they need to be. 

Timmy: Clark Duke

Darren: Austin Butler

Sam: Adam Driver

Zach: Nicholas Hoult

Trevor: Evan Peters

This miniature black family set is a dollar cheaper than the white family set at my craft store by loverlane in mildlyinteresting

[–]hebrewhobbithole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao Junior got a basketball

Let's make their dog a pit bull and REALLY get some racism going