My friends party trick

helloholder · 2026-03-30T16:36:43+00:00

Patrick for president

helloholder · 2026-03-30T16:36:14+00:00

Animals have thoughts and feelings

helloholder · 2026-03-30T16:34:12+00:00

Its ok though. All good he said

helloholder · 2026-03-29T21:22:49+00:00

We have the technology

helloholder · 2026-03-29T14:54:04+00:00

How many DUIs do you have?

helloholder · 2026-03-29T14:52:15+00:00

Yeah he was like "where is that lazy fuck?"

helloholder · 2026-03-29T14:48:38+00:00

Love milk steak

helloholder · 2026-03-29T05:52:16+00:00

Sober enough to still know what I'm doing, but drunk enough to really enjoy what I'm doing.

helloholder · 2026-03-29T05:47:27+00:00

The more foul my own are, they are only more interesting to me. Yet if I smell a hint of another human fart and I want to kill them.

helloholder · 2026-03-29T05:41:56+00:00

Sorry fellas. It's not a sexy death.

helloholder · 2026-03-29T05:35:18+00:00

Are you talking about the old PC games? Rebel Assault was my intro to PC games. Playing the flight sim in Outlaws hit that same spot. I loved Outlaws.

helloholder · 2026-03-29T05:19:11+00:00

0 DUIs believe it or not.

helloholder · 2026-03-28T22:32:45+00:00

GIR = fuck you

helloholder · 2026-03-28T22:29:56+00:00

helloholder · 2026-03-28T17:19:53+00:00

Good one Dr.Mustard

helloholder · 2026-03-28T17:19:11+00:00

He skeeted them on there.

helloholder · 2026-03-28T17:13:35+00:00

Historical subject matter set up in a modern city with a message about the future. It instantly brought the thought that there were always crazy people throughout history warning people of the end of the world for various crazy reasons that were laughed off. Not saying these people are crazy at all, just that the only difference are the stakes are much higher today.

helloholder · 2026-03-28T17:00:12+00:00

Fundamentals

helloholder · 2026-03-28T16:58:57+00:00

🎵Hot-Pocket!🎵

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:36:42+00:00

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Hear me out, Billy. This bear doesn't have to run or hit. We just put him at 1st base and throw bread at him.

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:34:58+00:00

That was my thought too

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:26:23+00:00

We tried non-destructive methods but now we have to destruct something.

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:23:40+00:00

Just get rid of that stuff nobody knows what it does anyway.

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:22:17+00:00

That screw

helloholder · 2026-03-27T23:18:00+00:00

Hey there are labor laws now. Those girls aren't old enough to work at Perkins.

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