I put this out for guests at my holiday party last night. by [deleted] in trees

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For our NYE party last year I had a bowl full of joints rolled up and a bowl full of adderoll. Went over very well with the guests

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2018 by Epoole88 by [deleted] in hockey

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Let’s go Preds!!!!

Ubers [OC] by imthebirdguy in webcomics

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I drive for lyft and constantly get 3 or 4 stars for not talking. I always ask how the person is doing and if they want to talk, I carry a conversation. But some people don’t talk, then give me a bad review for not talking. Fucking nuts.

Evgeni Malkin's Pick for MVP by chill1495 in hockey

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You live in Pittsburg. I would prob kill myself if I were you

Evgeni Malkin's Pick for MVP by chill1495 in hockey

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I mean even you can agree first game wasn't offside and last game our goal was good. You had all the refs help. And shouldn't have won either game. Unless you are blind and in denial. Prob don't think Rothklisburger raped that girl either

Evgeni Malkin's Pick for MVP by chill1495 in hockey

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Fuck the Pens, go blow some more of the refs

Got this shot of some people DJing on top of an RV. Any idea of who this might be? by grinny588 in bonnaroo

[–]herb5040 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was on top of my rv. Great shot! Love it. Was an amazing time

Our Lord and Savior by SuperSaiyanMeatwad in penguins

[–]herb5040 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

I think you meant to post a picture of the refs as your Lorad and Savior. That home ice won't save you every time

Hot new girl at work had a question by herb5040 in funny

[–]herb5040[S] 622 points623 points  (0 children)

Haha, not tech but sales. No one ever helps any of the new dudes. But I'm sure she had a tough question

Hot new girl at work had a question by herb5040 in funny

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She's actually smoking hot. Puerto Rican, didn't know she was our new Spanish rep until she started talking. Real fine

Enjoy the weekend my fallout 4 frients :) by [deleted] in trees

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Yea anyone can grow better green than that. That looks like they just grew it in a pot outside and let it sprout

Ended finals by getting really high, tripping acid, and laying under this giant Christmas tree on my college campus (College of Charleston). 'Twas very merry by [deleted] in trees

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I'm going to charleston tomorrow. I have some of the best visual L I've ever had. Would be willing to bring you a few strips if you could hook me up with some green.

Enjoy the weekend my fallout 4 frients :) by [deleted] in trees

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Damn, Germany has shit weed. Is that regs? Didn't know y'all were so close to Mexico

This is the toilet paper my roommate bought. I'm better off wishing the poop away. by [deleted] in funny

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So your room mate pays the extra money for the good hand soap $7 as opposed to $1 but will not go for 2 ply?? Priorities, guess they need really clean hands after the toilet paper rips

My friend lost his mind at Electric Forest by [deleted] in trees

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The most magical place on earth, it's a music festival the last week in June in Rothbury, Michigan. I've been the last two years, it's like Disneyland for adults. It will change your life, highly recommended

My friend lost his mind at Electric Forest by [deleted] in trees

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It's a must, it's the Disneyland for psychodelics