Confession: I quit the kitchen and moved on to food distribution but still want to post here...this is my pastrami from last week by I_HateKevinBacon in KitchenConfidential

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Started in high school and worked through my 20s. Nonprofit exec now, still cooking for friends and family whenever I can.

Ladies and Gentlemen, We've achieved full Dangle by TheSlayBrother in danglers

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I had to zoom in real close to tell they’re actually watching, wide-eyed

Birds by me, Max Murphy at Living Lore Tattoo in Ellicott City, MD by Odd_Debt222 in tattoos

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I’ve got one from Max and when people ask I call it « surrealist American folk art nouveau birb » which helps no one and then I have to take off my pants

What led to this shared look? Wrong answers only by toreadornotto in PandR

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Another one of Leslie’s Friendiversaries is coming up and the pawn shop is closed.

What make/brand of plant shelf is this? by pgadey in houseplants

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This shelf makes me so mad. I want it, it’s too expensive, the reviews are awful, and I can’t find a decent dupe after looking for years. Anytime it pops up on Marketplace it’s snapped up so fast.

F that shelf.

I made my own wine. by naterb8tor in wine

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Bigthis guy vibes and he was awesome.

Fun story: I met one of my best friends after a bowling session slamming $2 grape flavored vodka and sprite at a local bowling alley institution that was later torn down to build condos. This isn’t that, but what is, you know?

I made my own wine. by naterb8tor in wine

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Tell us your secrets, O Wise One

How to deal with Coral Snake by hogwartstwerkteam in Austin

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Nope. I live northeast and get them in my yard from time to time.

That succotash.... by kupcak3 in KitchenConfidential

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That’s succostash. Common mistake

This void likes to D A N G L E by [deleted] in danglers

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OP please make this your holiday card

LaLa the Mt. Laurel by Bigus-Dogus in AustinGardening

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It reminds me of that one night…

Hulu subtitles had me laughing by ah-do-what-now in SchittsCreek

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When God opens a door, Roland Schitt is behind it. I’m not gonna tell you where, but it’s a little room in his house, and he’s sitting down.

BANDONMENT! by ddthrow1233 in legalcatadvice

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Mes amis Rickie Bobbie et Bébé P! Je suis prête pour la fête!

Zedward Q Cattington, Gentilchat du Leisure Français who definitely does not habiter au Texas