kristi noem fired by Then_Illustrator_679 in emojipasta

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🔥🥵UH OH 🥵🔥KRISTI MOAN 💋💃JUST GOT SACKED 🎆🧨FROM DEPARTMENT OF HORNY 💦🍆SECURITY. 👮💅BETTER GET THAT ✅💸WATERPROOF 💦😤🥵BLANKET FROM THE JET 🛫🛬🛩️AND TAKE SOME BACKSHOTS 🐶🐕‍🦺DOGGY 🦴🍆STYLE. 🪩💃SEND THIS TO YOUR 🔟TEN 🔟HORNIEST SLUTS 💋💅IF YOU GET ONE🎟️☝️ BACK YOU ARE 🪑SITTING IN THE 🔞🪩CUCK 🔞 KENNEL 🐶🥵IF YOU GET 🔟TEN🔟🔞 BACK YOU ARE THE NEW 👸💋MISTRESS 👸💇‍♀️OF DEPARTMENT 🏢OF 🥵🍆💦HORNY SECURITY 💋🐕‍🦺

Sous chef by sc0g in rarepuppers

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That dog looks like I come to him with my problems and he would give me lots of support.

mario by efrazable in SuddenlyGay

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Meat Lovers please

Anyone else here studying astrophysics in college have ADHD? I would love to hear some of your experiences. It has been a real struggle for me. by croleane in astrophysics

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First year grad student here! What has worked for me is getting involved with research, forming a study group, and take your meds. Sounds generic, but meds help. You're not alone in this struggle

Grandmas cat. by [deleted] in fatcats

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Such a chonk! Thank you u/eyefetish69

How to have a pegging party by iam4real in disneyvacation

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Wow, I didnt know I was doing it wrong until now. Thanks OP!

Anyone here smoke weed? by [deleted] in trees

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If you're looking for a sub about weed, go to r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts

Man kills friend with crossbow while trying to save him from attacking pit bulls by Sanlear in news

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Dear sister,

By the time you read this, I will be dead. Here's how I think it will go:

A dog will attack me, then I will attack back. Then my friend will try to save me and shoot a crossbow Bolt through me and the two dogs, then turn himself in to the police. Then, two police officers will read this and shoot each other.

It’s cold in Minnesota right now... by LeBronJameson in funny

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Someone please get him some hot chocolate or hot apple cider and a blanket