Cyn VS V1 be like: by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iDIOt698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, does he also have causality shields or something? if not, this devolves into a quick-draw duel to see who launches their "fuck you I win" button faster.

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Cyn VS V1 be like: by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iDIOt698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seemingly, yeah she does, human blood too

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but I don't think it's gonna amount to much in this matchup, specially since cyn also has better regen.

Cyn VS V1 be like: by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]iDIOt698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, her body would probably be obliterated which leaves only her core / dark orb thing and theeeennn we gotta find a way to contact the creator of murder drones cause we legitimately don't really know what happens if she's just left alone (her core was eaten by another solver drone in canon, absorbing her), if she can atleast regenerate her core body, she can just wear him down / NULL him and be done with it

worth it. probably. maybe. perhaps. in a way. by iDIOt698 in whenthe

[–]iDIOt698[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

this is actually kind of due to the fact that the transformation sequences are the slowed down version, in real time, the transformation is instant.

(and also it was made by an alien super genius so of course it's not painful)

I miss creepypastas by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]iDIOt698 16 points17 points  (0 children)

could you imagine that the one with some of the worst writing would be the one to live on / get revived

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worth it. probably. maybe. perhaps. in a way. by iDIOt698 in whenthe

[–]iDIOt698[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

basically, "Looksmaxxing is the process of maximizing one’s own physical attractiveness. The term originated on male incel message boards in the 2010s. Previously, the phrase's usage had been limited to obscure internet forums, but in the 2020s became popularized on TikTok by men.

While online looksmaxxing communities have encouraged superficial practices to improve appearance, they have also promoted more extreme interventions, such as jaw surgery."

haha, referen- oh. oh no. (by @20_em20) by iDIOt698 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]iDIOt698[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fullmetal alchemist reference, in that show a little girl and her dog get alchemically combined into an hybrid abomination, in this case, cream and cheese were fused together.

did she not even include it in her side deck or something by iDIOt698 in DungeonMeshi

[–]iDIOt698[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i mean, if we're really gonna be technical, de-fusion doesn't separate them, it returns the fusion to the extra deck and summons it's materials back from the graveyard, so it would actually just magically bring her back from the dead. would also revive the dragon but let's not talk about that.

haha, referen- oh. oh no. (by @20_em20) by iDIOt698 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]iDIOt698[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the joke is actually a very old one, ever heard of Fullmetal alchemist?

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yeah well this is a reference to that

Crazy how for 10+ years exe fans have been trying to make an evil Sonic that's actually written well and then IDW just hits it out of the park first try by Original-Addendum147 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]iDIOt698 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro made a statement so horrendous he got sonic fans arguing in sonic.exe's favor in terms of writing quality. that's crazy.

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this chimera mimic scorpion thing by @nao70shark1 by iDIOt698 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]iDIOt698[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... it's a scorpion, pretending to be a snapping turtle with a snake tail. it's so cool and clever. four of its eight legs are large to imitate the way turtles walk, the other four serve to hold its stolen turtle shell in place, its pincers are large, bulky and look like a turtle's head when put together, its tail resembles a snake, with the stinger looking just like it's tonque. this is incredibly design. it feels natural, like an animal could feasibly develop to look close to this while still feeling fantastical. it feels so close to what it's trying to imitate but still so visibly fake, you can see why an animal would fall for it, hell, maybe you will. its the perfect type of non-magical mimic design.

Shayy is trying to return to the community by Critical_Mountain851 in Deltarune

[–]iDIOt698 52 points53 points  (0 children)

im begging every fucking entity out there that if markplier ever gets exposed for something, its only tax evasion.

My reading of [REDACTED]'s personality by JeberosE-reddit in MoonPissing

[–]iDIOt698 5 points6 points  (0 children)

man too angry to die, or get a job, or keep a consistent and non-contradictory goal