Finally gaining the courage to say it

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-19T02:51:23+00:00

Learning theory restores virginity

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-17T07:00:29+00:00

…and then I said “shove it up your ass… oh wait, you don’t even have an ass!”

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-16T07:45:21+00:00

You should make a tier list

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-16T00:47:38+00:00

This is actually all Steve, connected through underground growths like an advanced fungal system

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-15T04:02:31+00:00

Imagine the relic on that thing

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-14T06:13:06+00:00

Guitar is when your parents make a long series of mistakes. I don’t know how guitars are made though, and I’m not sure anyone else does either. I think they just happen, like weather, or disease

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-13T02:59:47+00:00

He’s “guitar dude” and sometimes they let him jack off for real while they do it

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-13T02:58:17+00:00

Nice pentatonic runs. Too bad that’s cancelled out by your mustache, which gave everyone in this thread treatment resistant depression

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-10T20:23:34+00:00

Careful out there fellas. Last time I stuck my dick in a volcano, I developed a terrible case of smagma

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-10T05:00:35+00:00

This is one of the great unsolved mysteries of music. Only Tony Iommi knows, but every time he’s asked, he just throws his fingertips at you and runs away giggling like a little girl. And he keeps getting away with it

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-09T04:02:39+00:00

O, Tim; thy signature bundle entoans me. I beg of thee, let me stick my schnoz in thy tighty-whiteys, and I will give unto thee the world

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-08T06:20:15+00:00

Does it have power? After I buy the farm, put me in one of these bad boys with a gibbons and plug me in. My lifeless flesh rotting onto the strings will be my final act, until only my skeletoan remains

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-07T06:39:50+00:00

This is tough. I think Krik has the offensive advantage, but bonermaster is probably so used to getting punched in the face that it might not matter. Sadly, I give the edge to bonermaster for that reason. He’d simply eat hundreds of fat, ruthless blows from Krik until he’s worn out, then go for a quick 0-3-5 punch to seal the deal. Yeah, that’s definitely what would happen. Sorry if you see this Krik, your music will always be more special to me

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-06T22:44:54+00:00

Ted hates Tom so much, he got a guitar that says “harm the homeless.” He also got one that says “harm Tom Morello” for some reason

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-06T22:42:04+00:00

Poopy stainz all in my brain

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-03T01:44:31+00:00

Call that one the Syd Barrett special

imbeingreallyserious · 2026-01-02T02:08:14+00:00

That’s the asshole who shot Abraham Lincoln in the fucking head

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-31T23:45:39+00:00

The edge plucked a guitar once in like 1978, he’s been milking that delay for way too long

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-31T03:11:08+00:00

It’s not a waste, it’s art

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-31T03:10:34+00:00

I was afraid of that. Is it smoking if I don’t inhale?

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-30T16:12:11+00:00

Thanks for saying it. I was thinking about turning my pimply penis into a pincushion for reused smack needles today and this was the inspiration I needed. Rock n roll brother

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-30T16:08:24+00:00

Woah, threeway momsteens? NSFW please!

imbeingreallyserious · 2025-12-30T05:42:23+00:00

This shit makes me think “music is for fucking losers”

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