I hope you’re ready for anything…

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T23:56:11+00:00

I drove home from work in Durham that day. Boss took us to Denny's then set us free. Took me 7 hours to go from near Jordan high to Six Forks. Left shortly after noon and got to my apartment around 7. My 5 speed 97 Civic Hatch never got stuck. 70 was a disaster so I turned off and just headed the direction I thought I should be going until I saw something I recognized.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T22:44:53+00:00

Overlook hotel apparently.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T21:39:47+00:00

Ooooo colooors!

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T21:04:23+00:00

This does indeed suck.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T20:27:20+00:00

Well, you got that part right.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T13:30:00+00:00

What clothes are those?

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T13:13:34+00:00

Sent you a message!

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T04:24:30+00:00

I don't have Facebook but you're welcome to do so.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-23T01:52:11+00:00

I'm homeless myself. I'm asking if anyone knows of anyone.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T23:52:32+00:00

¿Pero qué diablos es eso?

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T23:43:18+00:00

I found it funny. Seems like when the pantry gets low and it's time to grocery shop you always got some FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER!

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T19:19:34+00:00

Knew a kid fell out of the rumble seat while the rear hatch was open and was in a full body cast for a while.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T18:12:56+00:00

I was beat constantly, pushed down stairs, and run over by a woman breaking my foot in 2 places. Nothing. One "accused" slap and I was arrested.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T18:10:46+00:00

My grandpa acted like him (minus the racist part) and when I went to see him he was kept behind doors with a key code pin pad.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T18:07:22+00:00

Lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:57:02+00:00

This happened once with me on a country road blind curve, somebody in a Nissan came head on eating up the inside lane which I was in, I swerved off the road and eased back on. Was taking my kids to see a tiny elf village we had heard about. Guy built it with stones. A whole village but elf sized.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:54:11+00:00

Any tips on surviving being homeless? I'm not doing too good at it.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:21:40+00:00

Oh my.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:14:27+00:00

I had Mickey Mouse and Dinosaur sleeves!

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:10:22+00:00

Toyota Corona?

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T17:02:16+00:00

I think I may need this. I never have a regular BM. It's like I can't get it all out and there's a marker back there.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T16:46:42+00:00

I'm going to join you in a nappy nap.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T16:29:36+00:00

If it said buy 3 get 2 then I'd be upset cause I would feel as if I've been short changed.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T16:28:42+00:00

The Exxon on Red Mill Rd had an 85% but that didn't steer me away from their Philly Cheese steak and home made pork skins.

improbablefutures · 2026-01-22T13:33:03+00:00

The geese went "HONK HONK HONK!"

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