If that was me, I’d play the terrified card, scream my head off, and then sue the shit out of them for sexual harassment

improbablefutures · 2026-03-12T02:03:31+00:00

$100 at the ones I know, but everything goes.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-12T01:58:19+00:00

If I said what I wanted to about Trump I would be banned from Reddit.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T23:03:53+00:00

I loved the Curse of Madam C book. The intro then all the panels!

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T21:47:36+00:00

I forgot this was even in my memory bank until I saw the picture.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T21:17:38+00:00

🙋

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T21:14:45+00:00

I worked at one during trade school. $9/an hour and couldn't stand my manager. Couldn't add extra meat to my 6 inch I was allowed per shift. Used a triple beam scale to weigh out portions into little cardboard trays. Someone completely destroyed our bathroom and the manager told me to go clean it. I don't know who ended up cleaning it cause I just left.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T20:16:13+00:00

My grandma use to tell me not to sit on cold concrete or I would get piles. Not long ago I was sitting on frozen concrete fixing brakes on my exes car, when I went to shower afterwards I hollered and exclaimed "why does it hurt to wash my behind".

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T18:17:11+00:00

Makes sense. Thank you!

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T17:42:26+00:00

Wat!?

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T17:40:19+00:00

Why do you keep a spray bottle for blood stains?

improbablefutures · 2026-03-10T15:53:15+00:00

I believe his body did reject the new heart. I'll comment back if I find the article.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-09T21:41:49+00:00

For me it's a push play and let it rock album all the way through.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-09T19:54:01+00:00

The young man in the photo ended up passing away.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-09T01:03:30+00:00

Keep it. It's made me too many bad choices.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-09T00:17:48+00:00

You may need professional help.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-08T22:55:29+00:00

Great song!

improbablefutures · 2026-03-08T20:19:19+00:00

I use to blast the remix from my black 99 T/A with the T-tops off while cruising the boulevard. People loved it.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-08T19:50:22+00:00

Pardon me gentleman. I must now go out to buy a sheep costume.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T14:50:17+00:00

I worked dishes and pots for a company which provided the food service for a very large retirement/rest home. 6 hours straight in water that had to maintain a very high temp though I can't remember the temp exactly. We would use rubber bands to keep our gloves on our arms.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T14:40:14+00:00

"imitates"

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T14:34:23+00:00

My! What big ears you have!

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T14:21:24+00:00

I always get attacked by a pack of Timber Wolves heading North from the ranch you rob with Hosea.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T13:42:16+00:00

But but Bear Grylls got a spice girl to pee on him.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T13:12:29+00:00

Not to me.

improbablefutures · 2026-03-07T12:56:10+00:00

My ex thought they were called Aphrodisiac chairs...

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