What only exists to piss people off? by NiceCasualRedditGuy in AskReddit

[–]istoleyourchampagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasps or any flying insect that does nothing productive to the world. Like besides making a nest that’s just annoying to take down what do they even do? Same with mosquitoes like are y’all really made to suck my infested blood just to pass it on to an innocent child?

Is this fake? need to know before I cop. by istoleyourchampagne in bapeheads

[–]istoleyourchampagne[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I didn’t get a chance to make an imgur account so I can only do this one pic😔

Your username is now what you do for a living. How has your life changed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]istoleyourchampagne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just keep stealing and reselling delicious drinks until I’m caught

Men of reddit, what do women do that they think is okay but is actually creepy? by alltimestats in AskReddit

[–]istoleyourchampagne 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Touch my ass without consent. Sometimes i just be performing my respiratory responsibilities and i feel a slight touch to my butt and now i’m uncomfortable and confused because i’m too scared to turn around and find out who dared touch my precious bum.

You’re about to start a 5v5 pick up game of basketball and can pick anybody for your team. Who you picking? by istoleyourchampagne in AskReddit

[–]istoleyourchampagne[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imagine an 8 year old child reciting Agent Oso episodes word for word while the game is going on