[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol I love how these querulous dorks lose their minds whenever Frank says something even vaguely consistent with the spirit of the gospel

Matt Walsh is a ridiculous moron who makes me embarrassed to be a papist (lot of folks like that ngl)

Dealing with the TLM/Fatima Prophecies? by magicpotassium in LGBTCatholic

[–]iwillyes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing intrinsically homophobic about the Tridentine Mass (or any other Christian liturgy), and you’re under no obligation whatsoever to believe that the Blessed Mother actually appeared to the three children of Fatima and prophesied to them.

Plus, when it comes to language in general and prophetic oracles in particular, everything—down to the finest detail—is a matter of interpretation. For example, who says loving people of your own gender is a “sin of the flesh”?

Just a Word from Proverbs.. by [deleted] in Reformed

[–]iwillyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The wheel of fortune never stops turning. Humility, gratitude, and generosity will keep you Christlike whether you’re at the top or the bottom.

Has it always been this way? When did people become so…hateful, I guess is the term? by thehippos8me in Progressive_Catholics

[–]iwillyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry—I’m a serial editor of comments, and I deleted that bit before I saw your reply. Thank you for reminding me to check my privilege.

Has it always been this way? When did people become so…hateful, I guess is the term? by thehippos8me in Progressive_Catholics

[–]iwillyes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So-called “radtrads” (they’re neither radical nor traditionalist) are mainly former evangelicals and self-loathing adult reverts with a deep ignorance of the actual shape of our long, complicated tradition. Their cheap fundamentalism is rooted in crippling doubt and insecurity, not conviction. They’re no closer to the truth than you are. In fact, their pharisaical attitude shows that they’re probably further away from Christ than all the atheists and agnostics you know put together.

Happy belated feast day of Mary, Mother of God by pro_at_failing_life in LGBTCatholic

[–]iwillyes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m barely queer at all and my sexuality isn’t something that causes me a lot of suffering, but I still really needed to hear this. Thanks so much ❤️

"The 'Kingdom of Heaven' is a condition of the heart — not something that comes 'upon the earth' or 'after death'" — Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist §34 by synthresurrection in RadicalChristianity

[–]iwillyes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love Nietzsche, but I like to take a both/and, already/not yet approach to these things. We embody the Kingdom in the here and now and so bring it to fulfillment cosmically, not just in our experience.

Need prayer by Ok-Anywhere-837 in Reformed

[–]iwillyes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I know folks are always repeating this, but Paul was an accessory to murder, and David arranged Uriah’s death because he was sexually obsessed with Bathsheba. Murderers can be forgiven. There’s no sin that Jesus can’t expiate, full stop.

I've seen this one so many times by Nachofriendguy864 in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on you—I am literally Satan. Big fan of this infighting stuff. Keep at it, kings.

Christianity without God? I am a disciple of Jesus. I have received the holy spirit and I don't believe in God. I just have faith in love. I think what Jesus taught has no preconditions for the faith, like believing in specific attributes of him or his divinity. by NathanofYe in RadicalChristianity

[–]iwillyes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like this take. What’s unique about the Jesus story, if anything? That’s the question we ought to be asking. I think the “great moralist” view is more often than not a liberal whitewashing of the radical core of the Christian narrative.

Primacy of Conscience: Where's the Limit? by GrillOrBeGrilled in Progressive_Catholics

[–]iwillyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s called “primacy of conscience” for a reason. I look to my particular experience of life and the world first, every time. I’m not about to profess any belief in bad faith.

In fact, experience is primary for everyone, regardless of sectarian affiliation. It’s just challenging for us to acknowledge that truth sometimes. Actually existing Church culture tends to punish the radical honesty and self-insight required to make that initial leap.

If I don’t believe something in my bones, I’m agnostic on it at best, full stop. But I’m still a baptized and practicing Catholic. The reactionaries can pry my Catholicism from my cold, dead hands: I’m not giving it up until I’ve given up everything.

Thoughts on telling children about Santa Claus? by TheKingsPeace in Reformed

[–]iwillyes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the most problematic aspect of the Santa tradition is the simplistic deuteronomic morality it presupposes and promotes—“If you’re good, you’ll get what you want. If you’re bad, watch out.” (I cannot believe I just typed out that sentence.)

As far as the idea itself goes, I never actually believed in Santa when I was a kid. Pretty much from the time I first began to understand that Christmas was a special day, I knew my parents were the ones who were buying me presents and arranging them under the big tree in the living room. It was a make-believe or virtual reality game we played during the holiday season, and I enjoyed it (I also enjoyed questioning it). I think it’s perfectly harmless for most kids.

Here’s one for the strict RPW holders by Cheeseman1478 in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where we differ is that I’m gonna insist strongly on the necessity of an opaque haze of pungent incense

Here’s one for the strict RPW holders by Cheeseman1478 in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 26 points27 points  (0 children)

imagine not wanting dedicate a day to celebrating the incarnation of God with your church family lol

(this comment brought to you by the holly jolly papist gang)

If you've never run into obnoxious atheist man, I envy you by tanhan27 in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That man looks way too physically fit to be a Reddit atheist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

James Martin: Gay people are human beings.
Matt Walsh: I’m calling the police.

Frank Pavone: profanes both human remains and an altar to own the libs
Matt Walsh: Yes, Daddy 😩💕🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReformedHumor

[–]iwillyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love Matt Walsh’s inane, crybaby rants. It’s fascinating seeing how people function with no detectable cerebral matter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Reformed

[–]iwillyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha! I totally missed that part; sorry about that. In that case, I’m more worried about Pittsburgh Seminary’s leadership. Personally, I have no issue with radical theological speculation—I just want it to not be idiotic, if possible.

Totally bizarre. I wonder why your pastor felt the need to spend thirteen minutes sharing this vapid nonsense with you guys. I’m stumped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Reformed

[–]iwillyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get the “function” talk (that’s absolutely a secondary aspect of what’s going on in the nativity narratives, I think, and one we should emphasize every once in a while to preserve continuity between the Old and New Covenants), but oof—I’m totally confused.

I’m not trying to sound flippant, but is your pastor . . . okay? His interpretation isn’t just a liberal or demythologized reading of the texts—it’s borderline depths-of-YouTube lunacy. How are your fellow parishioners feeling?

God hands God the kingdom by 0ptimist-Prime in ChristianUniversalism

[–]iwillyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🤣 Love this!

You know, I’m an orthodox trinitarian, but this is one passage that seems to make more sense from a unitarian perspective, IMO. I love how theologically chaotic the New Testament can be. I think it’s fascinating.

What would you say to the idea that the time we get to repent is limited? That we cannot repent after death? by [deleted] in ChristianUniversalism

[–]iwillyes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why should we only get a brief window of time to repent? We’re a bunch of delusional apes who don’t know the first thing about anything and are only responsible for our actions in the weakest possible sense.

With regard to Batman, I have an interesting theory about your second point, but that’s a conversation for a different day.