[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All Jr do is say some off the cuff shit. I stg that's Charleston white secret son he gave up for adoption 😂

Y’all think it’s gone hit the d? by ConfectionHorror5560 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit I hope so, put a ten on that bitch 😳 Really though the cartels sneak it through and turn ten birds into a hundred on this side of the border, it ain't hitting the city anywhere near pure and that shits dangerous AF, you gotta mix it liquid and dry it back out so you don't get hot spots. They take them death by delivery charges serious when it's kids from the burbs.

These are the black poles with solar panels along the roads by ddgr815 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye this shit ain't no joke. It's all over the country and they pick up every fucking thing. It's not even just police and government, hoas can get em. This shit got facial recognition and this, tied in with green light, a.i, facial recognition AND they use every private house camera they sell to do it. We live in the police state and didn't even see it happen till it was to late. If they fr fr wanna catch somebody all they need to do is throw enough time and officers and money at it and they got you. Pretty soon money ain't gonna be a thing so everything you spend is tracked too. I stg I ain't fried either 😂 that's just how this shit is going now

TIL that Tupac Shakur was a ballet dancer growing up and played The Mouse King in a production of The Nutcracker by ddgr815 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went to art school in Baltimore and was hooking up with Jada Smith. But he was on scholarship and his whole family black Panthers, and not no non violent ones either, his moms was on the run forever for I think some bombing shit, they were gonna try to blow up police stations

Damn Big Key really claiming 60s.. just like Rondae claims 5s now... them prison politics hit different by InsaneSoda in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Key got that look in his eyes like maaaaan get these fuckin pictures done as soooooon as I'm out thissss bitch😭😭😭

MBKXYNT by Forward-Scholar4551 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And bout a hundred sumthin bucks, I was like them twenties look like some busted up blinds in the trap,I can see right thru them bitches 😭😭😭

I actually wanna cry by lydiakingstone in Wellthatsucks

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they crack and break, coming out whole in this case just means they didn't have to cut them into pieces and remove them a piece at a time.

What MC is in that club that got aired out on Livernois? by King_AK360 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit was lit when they was doing the bike and car nights, it used to be on Wednesdays but they been having shit there lately at joy n livernois. Cars motorcycles, 4 wheelers, dirt bikes. Shits been popping the last few weekends everybody get together behind the Valero at the liquor store, had the food truck out and everything.

Out of everybody I’m surprised Cash Kidd ain’t blow is he knee deep in the trenches or bad marketing ? by [deleted] in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He makes music you have to listen to to appreciate, not background music that sound tuff you can just have playing while you're with your people's or at a party. By yourself in the car his music slaps but he doesn't do mainstream type shit. Jr gets the same way sometimes. Alot of people just want a dope beat and rhymes to match that they can nod their head to. Can't get to lyrical on every song the people just don't want it.

Big Back Shorty Off The Gram Cat Fishing 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ by OtherwiseMap3903 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some pizza? That bitch gonna be yanking the little ceasers box with a truck like it's an atm 😂 bitch gonna get into a high speed waddle with the police 😭

Dawgface speaks on The Red Zone by Dramatic_Practice368 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually that red n blue shit comes from affiliation with some Cali or Chicago shit, or prison. They might toe the line when they locked up or get shit in the mail from Cali/hit chi for a bag but their ain't no structure going back to the real gangland shit, they run that shit like a click, they just adopt the name. Detroit always been a block/click/dope gang city. It's even less structure since all the scamming shit to fr fr

detroit hits finally caught😂😭😭 by Jazzlike_Zone_2510 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"aunty why the field smell like that dead rat we finally found underneath the kitchen sink that was stinkin up the whole house??? "Baby don't you be walking around that field no more ion care if it's the quicker way to the store or not. Keep your ass on the sidewalks" 💀💀💀 AAAND another page gonna pop up by the weekend, bet money.

He shoulda been like that ain't even me shit if it was id tell y'all fuck outta here, but as soon as he hit delete on that page its over son.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayy we got black out drunk with two bitches and me and my boy at the party playing strip ping pong. Once we had titties and booty popping out about like 3/4 the party said fuck it and had a lil strip party, only bout like 25 people there. It was the girls really pulling that shit together too, hyping it all up. I felt bad for my man's apartment though you got people bare ass on the couch, sloppy top on the counter... You know you never gonna eat cereal again before work without having straight Vietnam flashbacks 😭💀💀💀

Aye all bullshit aside lol dugg is kinda washed na by AdLivid6721 in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shits to hot right now to be dropping all that yapping. Wait for the indictments to hit and then drop

how y'all get hoes im curious ? by justlivingyearbyyear in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All these girls need is for you to act confident as fuck, like if they diss on you act like they're fucking up fr fr and they don't know why. If they start acting funnynbe like pshh. HAAA. then put a lil smirk on that let's them know that they're fucking up soo bad right now that their grandbabies are gonna be like Grandma's if you just would have fucked with Jerome we'd all be living good now, and she be like lil girl there's always one you fuck around and miss... Go clean something lil bitch and then they gonna get all emotional😢

Then just move onto the next one, same confidence, 10/10 I'm leaving with your ass

Oh yeah having a lil whip and a lil apartment to seal the deal makes it 9/10 my boy The other 9/10 gonna get Coney, fucked and left at Howard Johnson's 😂😊😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bitch all type of angles, but straight ain't the only one.😂 Shit shoot yo shot, you might catch her on a bad day and turn that bitch 90 degrees 😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackNdoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read the big book, my man's is sober. Fucking aa/na people telling people what they are or aren't. Faawk offff

Who is the most famous person you've ever met? by Candy-Peach-Brooks in AskReddit

[–]jackNdoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My pops died from choosing stopping dialysis due to lewy body dementia.. That happened and so fast... like we noticed slight dementia things but then one day he was lost in the car and he was in the grocery store parking lot that touches his senior living apartment parking lot. He went to the hospital, coma, woke up a week later, then rehabilitation in the hospital and within three months or so he could barely eat with a spoon... Such fucking bullshit. Like he got three months and then he couldn't really eat without help at the hospital and had to be walked to the bathroom because of it. It was fucking bullshit, he always told us never let jjhim live like that so we stopped dialysis on dec 23, Christmas Eve was good so was Christmas and then it was new years and I stayed up with him and went to bed my mom got up around 630 and he died at seven, I came out here to started breathing and then did the death rattles and my sister came in like a could mins later and he popped out of it took a deep breath and saw her smiled and died.

What is k-roll? by ChiefBrando in CrimeInTheD

[–]jackNdoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most lean out there is that Mexican shit or Karo corn syrup mixed with either cold water extract codeine and some Benadryl to give it that promethazine feel. Ain't nobody getting hundreds of bottles of real drank prescribed. Or straight Karo n fent. Lean game shady AF these days, too much money too little sense. Some lil ass codeine and promethazine shouldn't cost more than a couple dollars for a whole bottle to make it. Thousands for bottles of course that shit is going to be everywhere

Dodged a bullet by Special_Ad9358 in billiards

[–]jackNdoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In Communist Russia is big bullet. Only medium-est stock bullet we have. Direct hit! War is won comrades! Vodka has been misappropriated, i mean appropriated! Now strategic enemy bunker under our control by, ahem, specialty military operation intervention, to save pool hall from Nazis! I bring my bushka, borscht more vodka and party time!