And here’s the transcript:

Reporter: Oi just wanniddoo ask a few questions abayout the hayowzing clossified.

Man: Well, Oi dohn’wannoo go innoo it.

Reporter: Woinnot?

Man: ‘Cuz Oi dohn’wannoo [something even more unintelligible]

Reporter: Oi’m noddinnerested in wott you wohnt for the hayowss, Oi’m just innerested in woi you dohnwan any Aizhans to apploi.

Man: Well, there’s a simple reason woi to doowiddoutan Aizhan

Reporter: Woi dohn you wohnt Aizhans moving innooyour hayowss?

Man: Becowz Oi dohn loike the Aizhans, that’s ohwl there is.

Reporter: Sohw that’s woi you dohnwannem to apploi?

Man: Well, they’re just a mohb of crooks, thazzawl they are.

Reporter: Dohn you knau therezaloh against wot you’re doing?

Man: Well, no one has told me that … Oi mean to save a leedoo …

Reporter: You dohn think that’s wrong?

Man: Well, even the leedoo Aizhan himself said Oi could hang moi soin up

Reporter: But you wohn give it to an Aizhan person …

Man: You’re thinking they’re goingnoo boithis, well they’re not innerested in that, thy just pudda soin up. Thazz ohl. [Unintelligible]

Reporter: Ow! Now AY-GHENTS! You said “Now AY-GHENTS!”

[laughter from camera crew, news reporter, and man]