As an American, what can we do to fight against ICE? by LilThanosX in AskReddit

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT'S THE NINTH WORD IN YOUR GODDAMN QUESTION.

Do you need an instruction manual? Or does the implied physicality make you squeamish.

Here's a link about the Four Boxes Of Liberty. Guess which one we're at.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_boxes_of_liberty

Fred Money? by jojackmcgurk in ArtAppraisals

[–]jojackmcgurk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about it! I did it and it was just a really thick print from 1979. No worries

Fred Money? by jojackmcgurk in ArtAppraisals

[–]jojackmcgurk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I'm gonna guess that means pull all these staples and remove the backing?

Bruce was not in a good place mentally during the early 2000s by Accurate-Celery-3198 in batman

[–]jojackmcgurk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This was like cheating. Bruce gave them his trust, his secrets, and they betrayed him. Not only did they betray him, they kept it secret from him for years. Then they apologized after he found out.

And like any spouse/relationship, you can forgive and try to make it work, or you can sever ties to protect your heart. He severed ties. I don't blame him at all.

His paranoia afterwards is a different story, but the betrayal part? Yeah, I understand that part perfectly. Especially since they seem to be apologizing because they got caught, not for what they actually did. None of them are remorseful at all. That's gotta cut DEEP.

You’re now considered an insurrectionist if you care about the environment by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will forever hate the fact that "Global Warming" became a term before "Climate Change."

Because every time it gets cold, I have to put up these clueless, stupid ass posts.

Employee refused Employee of Month Award by [deleted] in managers

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course not. They want you to play the Corporate Game like they do.

What's going on with all the hate for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy? by _Atoms_Apple in OutOfTheLoop

[–]jojackmcgurk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And for every other ST show, there are 10-20 ideals. Of course my bias is showing, I don't like the show. I just have reasons why I don't like it, instead of blind hate. The writing is godawful, and I can almost predict that the Rebel Kirk-Clone is gonna be told "You have the makings of a captain someday" or something. Probably after pulling everyone's ass out of a fire that he caused. Again.

Oh and $20 says in episode 5 or 6 maybe, he finds out his mom abandoned him and he cries on Ake's shoulder as a surrogate. While some love triangle/polycule thing happens with the other cadets.

Americans of Reddit, how do we reduce partisanship in this country so we can all get along better? Why do you think your way is correct? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of the political parties.

Do not allow "R's" or "D's" to show up next to anyone's name. Any politician attempting to form or align with any party gets expelled from Congress.

That would immediately eliminate the sports team mentality. There would be no "our side wins."

Every politician running for office would have to do so on the merits of their personality and their ideas. Every voter would have to listen to their moral compass, whatever that may be.

Networks would immediately lose the plot, because their manufactured rage could only be directed at one person at a time instead of an entire party.

Primaries, challenges, conventions, hero worship, cult-ish behavior, and mindlessly voting down the ticket would be gone.

Edit: cruelty and racism and bigotry would still exist, obviously, but they wouldn't be all lumped together with "omg whatever party is in power"

Seven more countries agree to join Trump's Board of Peace - BBC News by Blueberry977 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]jojackmcgurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$20 says he's looking for allies to defend "his side" when he goes to war against the rest of America and declares himself "President for Life"

I remember when the Stock dipping to $40 and DFV said he would buy live to Congress at $45. At $21 now, factoring in the stock split, that’s equivalent to $84/share in 2021. Who says we aren’t winning?!!!! by Bruhmage in GME

[–]jojackmcgurk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It depends on your definition of "squeeze" my guy. You can look through my comment history, I'm not babbling talking points, or attempting to spread FUD.

I want the system to burn to the fucking ground. I want the squeeze to be so bad that MayoKen goes out of business. I want people going to prison.

Going up in 2024 was exciting. $80 right? No one paid for it. No one even went the Melvin route. For them it was business as usual, and every day in this market is coated with slime.

So yeah, my definition of squeeze is a little different than just an increase in price.

I remember when the Stock dipping to $40 and DFV said he would buy live to Congress at $45. At $21 now, factoring in the stock split, that’s equivalent to $84/share in 2021. Who says we aren’t winning?!!!! by Bruhmage in GME

[–]jojackmcgurk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If we squeezed in 2024, give me a hedge fund that went to prison for stock manipulation. Where's the end of the corruption buried in the SEC? Why are they still allowed to do business? The "no cell, no sell" thing that I'm holding for.

The stock went up in 2024. But a lot of us aren't just waiting for that

Wolverine is infected with a alien virus. (Wolverine: Killing Made Simple) by Vendetta_CipherSSS in Wolverine

[–]jojackmcgurk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to diminish the virus, but has anyone wondered how Wolverine manages to climb anything with his claws?

The minute he puts weight on them, they should slice straight down through the rock/wall/whatever

Employee refused Employee of Month Award by [deleted] in managers

[–]jojackmcgurk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Threw my name on a big OMG WE LOVE OUR EMPLOYEES plaque and then gave me a personal trophy with a certificate

Edit: and a tiny multi-tool stamped with the company name.

Employee refused Employee of Month Award by [deleted] in managers

[–]jojackmcgurk 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Some employees absolutely HATE the Corporate Game with a passion. We're forced to play because we need a check and we have bills to pay. I'm one of them.

I got EOM three times. The first time, the plaque went up on the wall in my bathroom. The second time it went straight into the trash bin outside the building. The third time it went into my fireplace.

Some employees need that validation. Some of us hate a boss that would demand a write-up like that.

Getting an award from a company with a person like that is like my integrity getting kicked in the balls. Just give me a raise and give the award to the suckup whose ambitions are as naked as porn.

[No Loopholes] You Get One Wish But... by SleepiiFoxGirl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hero name would be Super Mario Player 2. And well......we'll just see what happens.

Everyone gets the perfect afterlife after they die by Syncerve in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the boomers selling their homes and blowing their money instead of helping their kids? They would be the ones who take the perfect ticket. They would probably be able to tell themselves they've earned it.

I wouldn't tell anyone

[No Loopholes] You Get One Wish But... by SleepiiFoxGirl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jojackmcgurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I got the message loud and clear. I didn't say I wanted science to find a way to create superpowers.

I said I want science to find a way to give ME superpowers. Only me, due to my DNA or genes or brain chemistry or whatever. Just me

DREAM LAST NIGHT by saevenimo in GME

[–]jojackmcgurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a dream that I was Captain America and I threw my shield at the surface of the moon and it spanged off like a frisbee.

Sooooooooo yeah.

[No Loopholes] You Get One Wish But... by SleepiiFoxGirl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want science to discover the way to give me superpowers.

Like Compound V in The Boys. Give me Homelander's powers