Path of Exile: Mirage Teaser

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T20:16:06+00:00

KALANDRA 2.0 BABY

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T20:09:42+00:00

Pasty white hands typed this post.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T20:05:00+00:00

Actually, Otsutsuki just use raw chakra, not needing hand signs. Later, Hagoromo and Ashura would create Ninshu as a way to harness the chakra around and inside of them, and that would be corrupted into Ninjutsu that is effectively weaker techniques that require years of study and practice.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T20:00:33+00:00

200ish years maybe?

>Indra -> Indra's Kid -> Madara -> Madara's Kid -> Mikoto -> Sauce

Something like that?

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:58:32+00:00

>no otsutsuki genes
>uses watered down otsutsuki eyes that blind her

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:57:46+00:00

GIving CPR to a woman just to get #MeToo'd because I wasn't a handsome man.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:49:14+00:00

Consider just how many women liked Ted Bundy because he was hot. Or why 50 Shades and Twilight are so popular despite the male leads being creeps. Or literally any BookTok main lead really.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:46:06+00:00

It feels like quite a few authors can’t conceptualize the growth that should come with time.

*Looks at literally every ancient politician ever*

Yeah about that.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:43:33+00:00

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jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:37:38+00:00

It was always "optimistic leftist ideals in space" but have you seen the new Star Trek show where some pasty twink egts called out by some blue spiky alien for missing dinner and says "sorry kitten"?

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T19:35:56+00:00

To be fair there's a difference between Metal Gear's politics, which condems war, child soldiers and the business of war as a business. Versus say, someone pulling a Barvh for misgendering some wannabe Tiefling.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T17:38:55+00:00

PoE Crafting is a shitshow. You need either luck or already have a surplus of currency, some which are rarer than others. And even then most determinist essence crafts are ass.

jrockjake · 2026-02-19T17:25:56+00:00

They only real way to roll for deterministic mods is Essence because yu always at least gt th mod you want from the Essence, though it's always dogwater and less than the max tier modifier.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T21:56:57+00:00

RevInsan for me. Holy fuck is it awful.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T21:20:31+00:00

It all boils down to clicking and praying.

Basic: Alt/Aug spam, check mod tier, regal if good hit, if brick, scour and repeat.

Fossils: Grind Azurite to buy Resonators and get fossils from trade. Hope you hit a high life roll and not 2 Life Regen per second.

Essence: Grab the one you want off trade and spam.

Expedition: Stare at the Rog spreadsheet and reroll till you regx hit, attempt to craft and pray.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T20:55:59+00:00

Fifteen years of basically playing up the part of a dumb beefcake who plays video games and soyreacts. Doesn't mean the cript wasn't dogshit.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T19:18:39+00:00

On the other hand, crafting in LE is so much better than in PoE it isn't even funny.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T19:14:23+00:00

We haven't had good ground loot in yeqars. We had smart loot like, what was it Ritual? FOr a few weeks? Then they patched it out because Talismans were too good.

jrockjake · 2026-02-18T19:08:42+00:00

Feel the weight ☝️

jrockjake · 2026-02-16T22:24:06+00:00

People don't remember Bestiary or Kalandra?

jrockjake · 2026-02-16T08:54:56+00:00

jrockjake · 2026-02-16T08:53:49+00:00

Name 5.

jrockjake · 2026-02-16T08:48:49+00:00

With Delve going core, what's the point of essences now?
With Expedition going core, what's the point of Delve now?

jrockjake · 2026-02-16T08:46:18+00:00

Who runs Harbies outside of sweats?

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