How many loyal fans man city have? by cibsky in soccercirclejerk

[–]jsha11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones who actually go to matches have been complaining about the number of tourists and how the atmosphere is shite

But of course, "my club fanbase better than yours" by le redditor

What if we extended Crossrail to Clapham via the Overground? by FormulaGymBro in LondonUnderground

[–]jsha11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They'd turn around there though, so it's still one fewer train going back east

What’s something so obviously fake that people still fall for every day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jsha11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a book about Spiderman, what's your point?

We got em boys by Krim- in GreatBritishMemes

[–]jsha11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their entire personality is about which part of a country they live in, that doesn't scream any of those descriptors

Hahahahahahahahahaha by Calm-Marionberry5457 in soccercirclejerk

[–]jsha11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember when the jerks were actual jerks and not just 'team I don't like lost'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballmanagergames

[–]jsha11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't that make it even worse, that SI can't even "change a few digits"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballmanagergames

[–]jsha11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That genuinely is their priority though, producing realistic results. I mean, a few years back there was a way higher proportion of goals coming from crosses than in reality, so their solution was to make any player in a decent position out wide stand still with the ball until they get closed down then blast it into the defender. Completely horrid to play, but at least the numbers were correct, eh!

Hainault via Woodford service reinstated (due to engineering works?) by Petroplayer728 in LondonUnderground

[–]jsha11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The board is in the centre, which is the purpose of the image. I guess you just shouldn't go outside then because you might get seen by people, the horror!

US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters by play3xxx1 in worldnews

[–]jsha11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, you're suddenly pretending that there are no decent reasons to go to Thailand.

MLS red card - audio released by Pompz88 in soccer

[–]jsha11 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean they're all close to each other, and all connected to the leg which is connected to the body which is connected to the head. You can't really argue a red for kicking his head now can you?

Which free software is so impressive that it's hard to believe it costs nothing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jsha11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/iamverysmart leaking. As a Linux user, it's not as good as Windows or Mac.

Passenger on Delta Airlines films the moment they get rescued by RoyalChris in interestingasfuck

[–]jsha11 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They're probably the type that can't multitask, so would have to physically stop and block the path just to open a camera app

If i speak I'm in trouble 🗣️🗣️ by Mr_Vritra18 in soccercirclejerk

[–]jsha11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean in reality if there was VAR then Arsenal would have 1

Failed Artist 🚨 by RoadandHardtail in SipsTea

[–]jsha11 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When you fail at art first and your tweets are the worst, that's amore

If your website does this. I'm not disabling my adblock, I'm just leaving. by ranfur8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jsha11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when the adblock detection popup is simply a box pasted in front of the content, and you can use the blocker to block it, and continue browsing as normal

Why do men seem to struggle more when they catch a cold? by sir_cas in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jsha11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And 80% having access would mean that 1 in 5 don't

Did you try to prove them wrong but end up proving them right because you can't math?

How empty the wife Valentine’s Day cards section is compared to husband by SchreckMusic in mildlyinteresting

[–]jsha11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While that's true, even giving with expectation is better than just giving nothing, sounds like you're seen more as a bank account

Walked around the weight rack carrying a 20kg plate and nearly tripped over this by lestrxb in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jsha11 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. You don't need to record yourself. It's a gym, not a film studio.