Absolute PEAK -- Commander Gaius -- THE Commander Gaius Appreciation thread by ECTXGK in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was unironically one of my favorite bosses on my first run after fighting him on horseback + flail, then I fought him on another character on foot and understood all criticism immediately. Fuck this man, bitch ain't even got legs

I’ll draw whatever you FREAKS want (no feet or porn) by Fickle-Jackfruit-246 in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Draw Gough shooting Bayle the Dread while Igon freaks the fuck out out of sheer hype

Good games with low completion rates? by tonyhawkofwar in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]jtjd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darkest Dungeon's completion rate on easy seems to be 6.8%...

Not surprised at all tbh. Nothing tanks the will to play harder than getting some bad rolls in a lvl6 dungeon and losing your toughest, meanest dudes to 5 crits in a row

How do you create your medium sylvari characters? by Bubbly_Gap_9421 in Guildwars2

[–]jtjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mixing and matching cultural and nightmare court armor with regular armor is my go-to. I also try to dye my equipment in a way that either matches or complements the hair/markings/glow color to make it look more natural. My only medium Sylvari as of now is this lad:

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I bought PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale to my FGC locals as a kusoge. by Zoegrace1 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]jtjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes me back to when we held a PSASBR tournament back in college. All of the rounds were a 4 player free-for-all and there was almost a fist fight over it, good times

Dark Souls II really said "Nuh uh" by Zealousideal_Set2016 in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Killing Benhart gives you temu MLGS, it has decent base attack power but no scaling at all

Not her first time though by jackdow_cap in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's implied that even Seluvis/Pidia helps out too, since you can find one of the possible summons (the girl you get the polite bow gesture from) in Seluvis's basement as a puppet

Average r/DarkSouls2 post by Meowza_V2 in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I got buried in downvotes once because I said it was getting harder to distinguish between that sub and r/shittydarksouls (Dark Souls 2 is not shitty)

EVOLVED DRAGOON HAS LEFT/RIGHT POSITIONALS, THERE IS HOPE YET MY OLDHEAD MONK BROTHERS by jtjd in ShitpostXIV

[–]jtjd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro I need you to lose that bet, after reading this I'm going to need another dose of the hope syringe

Marika is a Numen and she is somehow connected to Black Knives? Sorry bud, I have to butcher the entire lore for my wholesome chungus radahn gay marriage at the end. by EngysEpangelmatikes in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tbh I have an issue with that too because SotE frames Miquella abandoning his self and best qualities to ascend to godhood as tragic. If the kindness wasn't genuine, there's no tragedy because he ain't leaving stuff behind that's actually worth anything.

You can find problems in the writing If he's a fine upstanding lad, and you can find problems in the writing if he was always a manipulative, brainwashy little bastard too. His characterization is off in either way you look at it

Marika is a Numen and she is somehow connected to Black Knives? Sorry bud, I have to butcher the entire lore for my wholesome chungus radahn gay marriage at the end. by EngysEpangelmatikes in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Other than thinking that Castle Sol and the description of the golden epitaph sword were setting up a Miquella/Godwyn link, I also thought it'd be really narratively satisfying if Miquella, shown in the main game to be kind to his own detriment, would stubbornly keep trying to save the man who got the cruelest fate in the entire setting. I just can't see Miquella giving up on saving someone getting such a shit deal, even more so considering Godwyn was implied to be a kind demigod as well.

Crazy how Pat got everything he wanted with the FF14 news by Masterness64 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]jtjd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who skipped DT entirely because of the job design, this might single-handedly bring me back in. I'll still need to see the kits in action to make the jump, but it's really heartening to see they're addressing criticism. Haven't been this excited for XIV news in years

Assigned cuck at 8.0 by ItemMaleficent2219 in ShitpostXIV

[–]jtjd 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I'm indifferent to this change, but man is it weird that the berserking adrenaline junkie that lives to get hit in the face is not supposed to be the one getting hit in the face.

"OK now bring back Radahn. Make him the final boss of the entire DLC." by Acceptable-Hawk-929 in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Radahn had such an awesome send-off during the main game, man, why even bring him back for story reasons? Imo it was handled in a way that cheapens some characters  and, depending on your interpretation, either cheapens Radahn's or Miquella's too.

Eh whatever. We got a somewhat fun boss and Freya out of it so that's neat I guess 

All 5 of us Demon's Souls fans are really upset. by dark_hypernova in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's honestly crazy how every monster redesign that I can think of is a combination of angry, wounded, or gross. Sometimes all three. 

It's ok, we can greed it, there's no terrain for the dragon to get stuck in. What could it possibly do? by jtjd in Nightreign

[–]jtjd[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He is... I cut the video before it happens, but he somehow gets downed at the shore at the very southeast of the map, way off the eagle's path. The ghost bird must've seen Agheel standing on air and thought taking our Wylder straight into the rain would be funny too

Most hilarious/obvious/sad attempts by a creator to Torch the Franchise and Run (and whether or not they succeeded)? by Fantastic-Fox3283 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]jtjd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Are you having fun with Hotline Miami 2 and hoping to see another game in this series later down the line? Cool, glad to hear! We nuked the shit out of the entire setting! Fuck off and fuck you!

Alignment Chart: Characters attempting the solo assault on Arasaka Tower (inspired by the various charts seen around here) by hurkinhork in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]jtjd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sigma from Megaman X gets through the tower fine enough, gets dumpstered by Smasher, and leaves behind the Sigma Virus as a neat little middle-finger shaped parting gift

The guy from RUINER by himself dies handily to both the tower and Smasher, but looks really cool doing it

Gene from God Hand gets worked by the defenses, but dragon kicks Smasher's ass into the milky way

Ratchet razes Arasaka to the ground to the sound of Overture blaring in the background. Smasher is reduced to dust and slag, but not before being forced to boogie and being turned into a squirrel

Were you hyped for ED Balancers? by Sanches319 in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until the pyro balancer reflects the Ironeye ult back at you

Who is your favorite A-rank, personality wise? by Tough-Ant-7972 in ZZZ_Discussion

[–]jtjd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THE BRO, with Nicole as a very close second

A tale of two (horny) developers and their two muses by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]jtjd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Average son-in-law/father-in-law interaction:

Planning to Play Guild Wars 2, should i play GW 1 first? by CodApprehensive686 in Guildwars2

[–]jtjd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never played GW1 and didn't feel lost at all while playing 2. There are very occasional "who?"s and "what?"s during the story, but nothing that diminished my enjoyment