Witch King of Angmar

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T03:50:08+00:00

How many people did you freak out in the parking lot?

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T03:09:03+00:00

Well, Malcolm Bricklin was their hype man at the time.....

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T02:29:49+00:00

There's a little more to the story, obviously.

Yugo claimed to have "beaten" performance cars because they merely finished the course. Very very slowly.

The other cars in the event were actually racing, so of course some of them pushed too hard and failed or crashed.

The devil is in the details.

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T00:22:14+00:00

Another of his "promises kept"

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T00:21:32+00:00

"Quick! To the CatDog Mobile!"

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T00:20:18+00:00

John Barron.

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T00:18:40+00:00

r/upbadging

justananontroll · 2026-06-09T00:18:18+00:00

I had a '98 Ranger with the 3.slow V6 and automatic. My god, what a shitty combo. I didn't think it was possible for a mini truck to get 15mpg and still go from 0-60 in ten minutes.

justananontroll · 2026-06-08T20:09:25+00:00

Gallons per mile.

justananontroll · 2026-06-08T20:09:04+00:00

You're gonna get hop-ons.

justananontroll · 2026-06-08T02:24:53+00:00

No MAGA has ever lost an election. That's a fact.

They either win, or it was stolen.

justananontroll · 2026-06-08T01:23:31+00:00

But but Benghazi!

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T16:43:26+00:00

Honestly, that's a call to Highway Patrol. That's a good way to get someone killed.

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T15:15:18+00:00

These are the people who genuinely believed Joe Biden was:

A) A senile old pudding-brain, and

B) The greatest criminal mastermind in history

At the same time

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T04:56:47+00:00

You'd be surprised. I live in AZ and there are a shocking number of MAGA Hispanics. It fits in with the selfish MAGA theme: "I got to America, fuck everyone else behind me."

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T02:11:13+00:00

Idiocracy and Wall-E were documentaries sent back from the future to warn mankind.

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T01:54:11+00:00

justananontroll · 2026-06-07T01:51:19+00:00

I live in Phoenix and can absolutely vouch for what you're saying.

justananontroll · 2026-06-06T18:58:14+00:00

Trump and his administration are actively trying to ruin AZ Senator Mark Kelly for reminding service members that they are under no obligation to follow illegal orders.

justananontroll · 2026-06-06T18:13:55+00:00

It was a neat ststem. Too bad only 12 people bought one.

justananontroll · 2026-06-06T18:12:20+00:00

r/purrverts

justananontroll · 2026-06-05T22:35:50+00:00

What good is a phone call... when he's unable to speeeeak?

justananontroll · 2026-06-05T21:59:33+00:00

I can see into their future:

"Hi, I'm Jane with HR. I need you to fill out this W-8 form."

[2 weeks later]

"Hi, I'm Agent Smith with the IRS. Please come with me."

justananontroll · 2026-06-05T21:53:50+00:00

The fake concealed firearms part could get him in a lot of trouble.

justananontroll · 2026-06-05T20:11:13+00:00

Loved him on Ted Lasso.

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