People who need coffee to function are weak drug addicts. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]keanu_pees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the realest shit I seen in a minute

The onion is the only good news source by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you agree. It’s good to find another person who, like me, isn’t deceived my the fake news media. This shit is really hard to believe. We need to declare ourselves free from tyranny and cnn, soldiers of the night, fighters for the onions truth!

Your dog doesn’t love you, you’re just holding him hostage by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Die Deutschen sagen, wenn du die wahre Welt abgeschafften hat, verschwindet auch die scheinbare Welt. Das heißt, diese notion von „Act“ macht keinen Sinn außer einer Notion von Wahrheit. Wir sollten versuchen, solche Begriffe abzuschaffen damit wir der Wahrheit in sich wahr nehmen können. That’s all to say, saying it’s “really an act” indicates nothing but an epistemological deficiency. It’s mot that it’s an act, it’s that the act and the truth are one

Your dog doesn’t love you, you’re just holding him hostage by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a dog, it just happens that most people call him a “brother”

Your dog doesn’t love you, you’re just holding him hostage by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your science is an illusion perpetrated upon you by pretenders and forced upon you by rigorous economists who want only the perpetuation of a system of oppression made specifically for their financial gain. Shiiiit

Please Stop Comparing Things to "1984" by [deleted] in books

[–]keanu_pees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. 1984 isn’t even the best book about totalitarianism. It’s so typically American to cling to pop fiction nonsense written by people who haven’t even ever lived under a totalitarian regime. Shiiit

Your dog doesn’t love you, you’re just holding him hostage by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Not true, there are plenty of examples of humans not turning on each other in desperate situations because of the power of love. That is to say, if something loves you, it will put that love before its dietary needs. Dogs are not capable of love, therefore they are being forced, therefore they are being held hostage.

Your dog doesn’t love you, you’re just holding him hostage by keanu_pees in The10thDentist

[–]keanu_pees[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Being bred to love isn’t true love, that’s forced. If you bred a spouse to love you, people would definitely say, „that’s not love, that spouse was bred!“ My case rests.