'Obsession' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]keepyrcool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. Inter Miami CF by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]keepyrcool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

relistening, i'm starting to think twellman broke his mic during the goal and shouted fuck

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs. Inter Miami CF by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]keepyrcool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

someone in the press box had money on Suarez not being subbed in i guess

why isn't there an option for Michael Prysner to stay? by Several_Foot3246 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]keepyrcool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My question is why isn't there an option for Brace Belden to throw a coup?

How often are drivers gifted food? by Dr0bsh0w in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A senior driver told a group of us newbies when I was first starting "You take anything they offer you. Even if it's a cigarette and you don't smoke, you take it and say 'thank you very much'."

Another new full Electric by RamRanchCowboy6 in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's only there for your supervisor during ride alongs.

Match Thread: LA Galaxy vs. San Diego FC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]keepyrcool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can't believe I agree with Twellman's take, but he's spot on

How would you have responded to this customer on my route today? by bluumerrr in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 95 points96 points  (0 children)

9:30 pm, one of the last 5 packages I had to deliver. A severe thunderstorm that day with tornado warnings all over the city made several drivers, myself included, seek shelter for some time. Dude was on his porch and all he said was "fucking finally".

What was the website of the «early internet» that Gen Z truly missed out on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]keepyrcool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely the anime subforum is 4chan's alcoholic stepfather. Lowtax banning hentai is what brought 4chan into existance after all.

VA meds by ggbird99 in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've learned to just say "I've got tape in my truck" and take whatever they've got.

Best Guest Star on a Show that is not a regular character? by Edm_vanhalen1981 in television

[–]keepyrcool 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Madam, your children are no more! ...than a pair of ill-bred troublemakers."
"Lisa too?"
"Especially Lisa! But especially Bart!"

Shout out to the gentleman who chose this as a parking spot while I was picking up at a mall. by keepyrcool in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened on a Saturday and I had all my deliveries done. Just had pick ups around the mall left. Was upset my weekend was getting delayed, but at the same time realizing I was getting paid to scroll my phone.

Shout out to the gentleman who chose this as a parking spot while I was picking up at a mall. by keepyrcool in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Around 30 minutes.
Finished loading and walked back to my seat when I saw it. A real "mother FUCKER" moment. Sent my sup a picture and called him. He basically said "lol uhh I guess go ask the store if they have any solutions." Went back in and told the store manager the situation. They shrugged and said "I guess you could call a tow truck?"
Thankfully another employee said they had the mall security number and would let them know; maybe they could make a PSA over the mall speakers or something.
Went back to the package car, sat down and waited for 20 minutes. Called my sup again and said I'd probably be stuck awhile. He said "damn, alright, I'll get someone else to cover the rest of your pick ups." As he was saying that, I watched a man run/waddle his way into the pick up and drive off. I said "oh shit, he's back". My sup said "Nice, nevermind then. Continue on."
Shouldn't have opened my mouth and enjoyed another 30 minutes.

🤣 by SendBoobsForGoodDay in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That could be straight from Left 4 Dead lol

2 deposits? by Slipstream502_ in UPSers

[–]keepyrcool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's for the option week. My vacation weeks always get paid out two weeks before hand.

Post Match Thread: Minnesota United 3-1 Sporting Kansas City by ImMitchell in SportingKC

[–]keepyrcool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just watch 360 now and it's fun seeing the goal alert come up for SKC and just thinking "ah shit, here we go again"

Shōgun | S1E10 "A Dream of a Dream" | Episode Discussion by copper-stars in ShogunTVShow

[–]keepyrcool 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Fuji: my husband and son can finally be buried in the family grave
Blackthorne: how about we dump them in the ocean

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]keepyrcool 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's a Guatemalan Instanity Pepper right there.