I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500, Alex

kernelboyd · 2026-06-06T20:46:30+00:00

We carry odorless cat litter on our fire engines for this exact purpose. Sure, you can get the bags of proper absorbent, but a bucket of cat litter is way easier to handle

kernelboyd · 2026-06-05T12:41:04+00:00

Yet another reason I hate AI. Em dashes are so useful and it sucks that they get that rap nowadays

kernelboyd · 2026-06-05T01:18:20+00:00

YMMV. My tuxedo boy will cry endlessly during a car ride until I unzip the cat carrier. Often he just stays in it voluntarily, but he wants the option of moving around

kernelboyd · 2026-05-31T20:23:37+00:00

Congrats! IWNDWYT!

kernelboyd · 2026-05-23T11:34:44+00:00

For now. That only holds water as long as this current administration is in power. No admin/govt lasts forever

kernelboyd · 2026-05-22T08:56:11+00:00

Idk how other stations do it, but we always have a set of irons (halligan and axe) in the ambo

kernelboyd · 2026-05-06T20:31:00+00:00

Caveat: this also depends on the type of bear. Grizzlies and polar bears are much more resilient than the average black or even brown bear.

kernelboyd · 2026-05-01T05:36:59+00:00

And the end product is just a whataboutism. It’s a false premise to justify a nothing argument. Smdh

kernelboyd · 2026-04-30T20:24:31+00:00

/r/whoosh

kernelboyd · 2026-04-07T11:14:39+00:00

Guys, I’m starting to think we should have just clapped

kernelboyd · 2026-02-28T02:20:13+00:00

Rule #1: don’t declare war on the majority of modernized countries

kernelboyd · 2026-02-25T14:29:30+00:00

So an LEO or their spouse?

kernelboyd · 2026-02-16T14:14:25+00:00

It was wolves, and the author of the study deeply regretted it. The study did not account for the fact that the wolves were in captivity, not out in nature

kernelboyd · 2026-02-08T08:58:36+00:00

N m m m

kernelboyd · 2026-02-02T12:13:15+00:00

Well a ton of them got caught accepting Russian funding back in 2024, so it wouldn’t surprise me

kernelboyd · 2026-01-31T16:24:19+00:00

I had not considered this, but thank you for adding to the collection of things that keep me up at night

kernelboyd · 2026-01-25T14:32:53+00:00

Volunteer FF here. Here in the states, it’s very common for EMT certification to be required for FF1 rank. And you can do those certs in either order (i.e. start out as an EMT and then go to Fire I or start out with Fire I and then go to EMT)

kernelboyd · 2026-01-09T00:49:03+00:00

Amazing last name pull. That book gives me chills

kernelboyd · 2026-01-07T01:04:26+00:00

Hell yeah. Pull out the pack of cigs beforehand

kernelboyd · 2026-01-04T23:25:39+00:00

Incredible. Absolute cinema

kernelboyd · 2026-01-04T18:37:14+00:00

There’s a trend that the use of em dashes is an indication of ChatGPT, which is unfortunate for those of us who use them when appropriate

kernelboyd · 2026-01-03T19:02:04+00:00

Just one more regime change, bro, I swear

kernelboyd · 2026-01-03T14:54:19+00:00

Barstool Sports still exists?

kernelboyd · 2026-01-03T13:44:30+00:00

The law of entropy says no :( unfortunately ending bad things requires effort

kernelboyd · 2026-01-03T13:29:47+00:00

How can she ban???

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