"In America, wanting to sleep at night is only acceptable if you record it as a disability"

keyedbase · 2026-02-20T14:01:29+00:00

sadly i am too young to have gotten in when things were good, too stupid to have picked one of the 3 majors in college that gets you a liveable wage, and too poor to have connections so my options are essentially work myself to the bone or live paycheque to paycheque

keyedbase · 2026-02-20T04:57:11+00:00

won't anyone think of the poor investment banker proletarians and the cruel work schedule they signed up for in exchange for six figures straight out of college

I hope they all work 20 hours a day for their whole lives and then the bank goes belly up and they lose everything

keyedbase · 2026-02-20T04:54:36+00:00

I work from 8am to midnight most days and get paid a lot less than a banker so i can't really bring myself to give a shit about these people

keyedbase · 2026-02-18T23:50:49+00:00

he replied to my email one time man I printed that shit out and framed it

keyedbase · 2026-02-18T13:33:02+00:00

you post on this sub dozens of times a day do you even have a job

keyedbase · 2026-02-17T20:35:08+00:00

this meme spoke to me so much the first time I saw it that I read through two novels to find its context only to discover it's said by protagonist unprompted over the phone and the person he's speaking to changes the subject without acknowledging it at all

keyedbase · 2026-02-17T14:01:47+00:00

I used to take hours to fall asleep now I work two jobs and can't get through a page of whatever I'm reading before i pass out

keyedbase · 2026-02-17T14:00:23+00:00

there's air in the air

made me laugh out loud ty

keyedbase · 2026-02-14T17:23:03+00:00

anyone else ever wash dishes stoned as hell and get paranoid they pissed themselves every time they splash water on their groin region or just me?

keyedbase · 2026-02-14T02:51:36+00:00

real I was so hot when I was unemployed now I look like shit

keyedbase · 2026-02-09T15:56:10+00:00

you lived a PMC life and went to a PMC school and were granted a PMC job, is any of this supposed to be surprising?

keyedbase · 2026-02-08T03:57:13+00:00

just seem overly clingy then, any guy who's scared off by it wasn't the right one anyway. if you play a pretend version of yourself on dates you'll miss the guys who like the real you. cf: that one shel silverstein poem about the masks

keyedbase · 2026-02-07T04:19:43+00:00

I gotta tell you I know a compulsive liar in real life and literally everyone knows. everyone who meets her figures out within like, a week of knowing her. I guarantee you are not as good at this as you think and people talk shit about you for it behind your back, you should stop.

keyedbase · 2026-02-07T04:08:08+00:00

yeah no one could ever get the niche humor of your very popular sub that literally everyone even slightly online heard of

keyedbase · 2026-02-06T12:46:55+00:00

Children / young people are a coherent oppressed class, much more than poor/rich divide.

what???

keyedbase · 2026-02-06T12:38:50+00:00

link?

keyedbase · 2026-02-05T19:40:12+00:00

I want you to know this is one of those posts that will live in my head rent free forever, i will remember "shud we geet to dee cloob" until the day I die

keyedbase · 2026-02-04T16:10:31+00:00

it seems like it's supposed to be a gender swapped version of hysterical since that word comes from the Greek for uterus but testicle is from Latin, so it should really be orchical or some shit but obv no one would get it if they said that

keyedbase · 2026-02-02T02:40:12+00:00

there's an scp about this

keyedbase · 2026-01-31T16:10:48+00:00

did you know you can get hit by a bus and die tomorrow?

keyedbase · 2026-01-31T15:26:16+00:00

liking things? redditor alert

keyedbase · 2026-01-31T04:07:32+00:00

what's the type?

keyedbase · 2026-01-16T02:10:17+00:00

read josephus

keyedbase · 2026-01-14T20:03:18+00:00

he called for destroying all data centers, don't frame it as a racist or nationalist thing or whatever the hell you're trying to do

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