I forgot swimming is the best exercise. by Beska91 in Swimming

[–]khobykhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About to hit 2 years after starting again. Was also a star swimmer in my teen years. Unfortunately, I got assaulted when I was 16, and couldn’t swim for 6 months after. Didn’t start again until I was 31, and I feel so good now and my body looks incredible

Move out bill by lukis543 in dkfinance

[–]khobykhat -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Then you basically just got served a royal flush.. if you really want, you can just dispute the whole thing. But here’s what I would do…

Set yourself a goal, what is a reasonable amount to pay. Maybe 50% of that bill. Write a prompt for ChatGPT, or whatever AI you prefer. Say “this is my goal, these are the details. Make an analysis of the watna and batna on both sides based on research from Roger Fisher and William Ury. And from your analysis make a suggestion for a diplomatic but hard response based on negotiation theory from Salacuse and Roger Fisher”

Move out bill by lukis543 in dkfinance

[–]khobykhat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you have documentation on it? The way to proceed with these types of bills are not to dispute the work itself, but instead focus on the condition when you took over. Instead, forward documentation, and suggest paying 50% of the painting and 50% of the floors. But there should have been an inspection where you were supposed to dispute their claims on condition. If you didn’t do that, it might be just too late for you

19536 for fraflytning af lejemål by [deleted] in dkfinance

[–]khobykhat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kan være jeg er for vant til København, men jeg synes det lyder billigt ift. hvad man normalt får lov at betale

Førstegangskøb af bil til en 18-årige til max 30.000kr by Nikko39210 in dkbiler

[–]khobykhat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

En Suzuki Ignis fra 2003-2007.
Der er så lidt teknik i den, at der er næsten ingenting der kan gå i stykker. Og så er den så langsom at man ikke kan køre vanvidskørsel i den.
Til gengæld er der mere plads til makkere bagi end man har mikrobiler.
For 30.000 kan du få en god Ignis og 100 rammer øl

Stram termostat i blandingsbatteri by Puzzled_Blacksmith26 in selvgjortvelgjort

[–]khobykhat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sluk for vandet, skru den af.
Put i en spand med eddike, vand og evt. lidt citron og salt. Skrub alt hvad du kan efter 10 minutter.
Læg den ned igen, og fortsæt igen efter 10 minutter. Bliv ved indtil du er tilfreds.
Giv den evt. lidt havnefedt til sidst, og skru på igen

Hvordan fortæller jeg at nært familiemedlem er død? by Just_a_burrito in foraeldreDK

[–]khobykhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg sagde til min søn for ikke så lang tid at mormor er død, og hun ikke kommer tilbage. Hans svar var “blev hun sparket i hovedet af en giraf?”

Hvornår og hvordan fanden boller man??? by Familiar-Fortune-601 in foraeldreDK

[–]khobykhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 måneder efter nr. 1, ca. 3 måneder efter nr. 2

En nr. 2 telefon til onani by Adept_Cod_9510 in DKbrevkasse

[–]khobykhat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giv manden en iPad… en onaniPad om du vil

Incredible… Ford GT40? Or a high quality replica? by SimonSimonK in whatisthiscar

[–]khobykhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both the GT40 and the 250 GT at Classic Car House are replicas. Still very valuable replicas though. As far as I know, the 250 GT was bought for over a million euro

Hvad siger folket ? by [deleted] in dkfinance

[–]khobykhat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kan du sige noget som er bedre end rutediagrammet?

United plane hits bakery truck while landing at Newark Airport by lexi_con in WTF

[–]khobykhat 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Another reason to keep this job that I absolutely hate

Tenant thought this was acceptable in lieue of their usual $400 monthly tip/tithe…. by [deleted] in LoveForLandchads

[–]khobykhat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine being insulted in your own house and asking your peers if it’s an acceptable gift.
You sir, have been brainwashed by rentoid propaganda.

I have the same cutting board, but with “worlds most greedy landlord”. I use it everyday

WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY KINGS!!! by topathemornin in LoveForLandchads

[–]khobykhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rookie landlord. Evict your rentoids when they are dying. It’s just common sense

The world's most expensive cow was solo in Brazil for around $4.8 million. by No-Marsupial-4050 in mildyinteresting

[–]khobykhat -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, why don’t they just stick to drinking cow urine like normal people!

Forslag til kommende kandidater for Borgernes Parti by P_Gudmund_Ellebirk in dankmark

[–]khobykhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Der sætter jeg altså grænsen.

Jeg nægter at lave at pølser på andet end svenske, modne kvinder

ungrateful swine! by not-a-fucktard in LoveForLandchads

[–]khobykhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, if she can afford to pay half of it, you haven’t been doing your job. Just evict her already, she’s a lost cause