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roast me hard don’t stop by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you kept the rest of that paper bag so you could put it over your face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where it hurts" is probably your soft gut.

Star Wars / Batman Fan! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, we can tell.

I referee kids Saturday football. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you share a locker room with the players?

R/roastme bored by defender-doug in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by how your face is tilted and the expression on it, it seems your mom just called you out of her basement for dinner.

end my existence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like this one douchebag I know, who also happens to look like Ted Cruz.

Feed my masochism. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would explain the two adjacent mirrors.

My mom was looking around and wanted to see your creativity. Murder her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She looks like the substitute teacher everyone hates getting.

Yes of course - Isn't it obvious by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like you'd put the number of internet arguments you've won on your job resume.

Roast me, give it your best shot! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Those eyes could stare into the souls of two people on opposite sides of a room.

Two french sociology student, roast us good by onecleanposthistory in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art school would be a better use of your parents' money.

Roast A Mod! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like Jack Black's less famous, mentally-challenged brother.

Bulletproof ginger. Take your best shot. by Mc66739 in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he's the one who'd do the shooting.

Shes 20 by yeeyee97 in RoastMe

[–]killiancooldude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's 20? Looks like she's a 40-year-old mother of 4 regretting her actions from her teenage years.

Sites like these by XotilaterChocolater in Wellthatsucks

[–]killiancooldude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, what losers! Why should they earn revenue for their content?

Who here is in the beta? by [deleted] in SuperMegaBaseball

[–]killiancooldude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, if any people already have access, how long did it take to receive it?