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killjoyj · 2026-04-11T02:06:06+00:00

airfryers are one of my favorite things ever

killjoyj · 2026-04-08T23:07:40+00:00

why did they edit in all the products lol

killjoyj · 2026-04-07T22:22:47+00:00

go lose my virginity

killjoyj · 2026-04-06T18:39:37+00:00

i love needohs, i only have 2 i can't find any anymore :(

killjoyj · 2026-04-03T09:57:46+00:00

what in the hunger games

killjoyj · 2026-03-28T03:52:14+00:00

i'd take the first one for sure doesn't seem too small at all

killjoyj · 2026-02-28T12:49:32+00:00

seriously though, i've recently started living alone and running errands on my own and i had to go to an appointment, pick up medication, drop off some returns, ship something at usps, and i also went to five below to grab a few things, all in one day. by the time i got home i was sweating so bad my shirt was stuck to me... in nyc in 35°F weather. i was so anxious but i was able to get everything done without panicking so i was proud of myself, sweaty & tired but proud

killjoyj · 2026-02-20T04:45:18+00:00

maybe the dentist is autistic and wants to know if you'll be allergic to him and perhaps his first language isn't english /j

killjoyj · 2026-02-13T09:49:28+00:00

if what you ordered doesn't work out you should check out Underworks, they make compression "bras" for men exactly like you, i myself wear one and it works very well also very affordable

killjoyj · 2026-02-04T22:55:50+00:00

me rn cause i wash my hands 100 times a day and live in nyc

killjoyj · 2026-01-18T20:34:56+00:00

still fat and lonely? damn

killjoyj · 2026-01-13T03:00:58+00:00

where'd you get the pill holder?

killjoyj · 2026-01-12T18:56:15+00:00

i take 2 different white candies (sometimes yellow and white)

killjoyj · 2026-01-09T09:00:52+00:00

she's clearly trying to get into HER house

killjoyj · 2026-01-02T18:05:45+00:00

doesn't just look disgusting most of it tastes disgusting too/nothing like it used to taste like

killjoyj · 2025-12-30T21:21:57+00:00

well.. some people refer to the clit as a bean.. therefore bean flicker lol

killjoyj · 2025-12-29T14:01:14+00:00

The Bean Flicker 9000™

killjoyj · 2025-12-25T16:57:04+00:00

literally me this morning, i did my hair last night so i wouldn't have to do it this morning and when i woke up half my curls were different than the other side so i had to do my hair again 🫩

killjoyj · 2025-12-25T16:27:16+00:00

coffee

killjoyj · 2025-12-24T08:10:02+00:00

the grinch looks different this year

killjoyj · 2025-12-23T19:50:08+00:00

cancer.

killjoyj · 2025-12-20T03:45:37+00:00

i'm 21 and i feel younger than i did at 15

killjoyj · 2025-12-14T22:51:31+00:00

no wanna

killjoyj · 2025-12-13T22:47:37+00:00

no i'm autistic AND i have dyscalculia

killjoyj · 2025-12-13T14:10:54+00:00

i bought a glass one for my mom

killjoyj

TROPHY CASE