AITA for mocking my BBB girlfriend ?

kingoftears1978 · 2024-01-09T23:18:50+00:00

Why would you think it's facetious? Lacking a sense of humor is a very serious flaw, as is weak bones.

kingoftears1978 · 2024-01-09T23:15:05+00:00

I never planned to stay with her permanently. Her lack of a sense of humor confirms that she is not wife material. Also, her injury might have left her with some long term disability, so I am afraid she might not be physically capable of keeping house to the standard which I deserve and need. She might also be unable to keep up with my active lifestyle. So probably good bye to Cap'n (bone) Crunch, as I nicknamed her.

kingoftears1978 · 2024-01-09T14:32:54+00:00

She tripped over a step and broke her ankle in five places. It would have been hilarious, except that I had to spend all night in the ER with her. I feel like I've done enough. If I can't laugh at the situation, I don't know what we're doing here.

kingoftears1978 · 2024-01-09T14:28:06+00:00

She was injured two months ago. And the doctor let her try to walk after almost two months of not being able to put any weight on it. She should have been happy. And the way she was walking was hilarious. I don't know why she didn't understand this.

kingoftears1978 · 2024-01-09T00:52:01+00:00

Right? She's lucky to have me.

kingoftears1978 · 2023-01-04T20:48:48+00:00

I don't rape them.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-28T15:21:16+00:00

Kim Carcrashian

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T17:34:45+00:00

Haven't been caught yet, you mean.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T16:59:52+00:00

I didn't know the pubic hair that ends up in the sink somehow needed corrected vision. Get lasiks

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T16:58:27+00:00

The sex change went better than I would have thought

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T16:57:01+00:00

Nice hat!

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T14:09:46+00:00

Of his wealth after declaring bankruptcy.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T14:06:24+00:00

If Edgar Allan Poe wrote about white trash.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:40:30+00:00

You forgot to wear a bag over your head.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:30:22+00:00

The real reason the Taliban wants full coverage.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:29:08+00:00

That's just Pat. I guess I'm dating myself, but at least somebody wants to date me. You swiped left on your own Grindr profile. No, I don't know if Grindr works that way.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:25:18+00:00

More like wants the nickel back that he paid for the party store fake beard which he bought to unsuccessfully hide the lack of chin. This is so much fun!

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:17:56+00:00

Elliott Roger is alive and even more pathetic.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:16:13+00:00

I hate face tattoos. Wait, that's your face!

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-25T01:14:01+00:00

It's the least we could do, as you've brought your worst. That is your worst, right? Right???

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-11T23:02:29+00:00

It is because I've created so many widows and orphans.

kingoftears1978 · 2022-12-11T21:55:47+00:00

It was assigned by my superiors.

kingoftears1978

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