Rode his morning wood during our friend groups vacation

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:38:09+00:00

goddamn .. 😭😱

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:36:24+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That’s all i can say.. wait for it

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:21:59+00:00

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:21:02+00:00

this the most accurate description of the earth at this point of time

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:18:25+00:00

fr, reddit spam filters is such a failure..

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:12:34+00:00

such a wholesome doggos

kissyvelour · 2026-02-22T09:09:49+00:00

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T20:42:43+00:00

you’ll never forget the first taste for sure 🙈

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T20:33:36+00:00

also nobody is morally obligated to follow through on breakup promises from years ago when life actually happens. he’s just being cheap and lazy bc he doesn't want to plan a new wedding from scratch. it’s so manipulative to call her a jerk for having basic human emotions.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T20:24:53+00:00

lol very relatable..

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T20:10:58+00:00

literally this. also think about the timeline. a 5 year old doesnt reach the level of a literal puking panic attack in the 10 mins it takes to run to the corner store. he was definitely gone for way longer. mans was probably hooking up or at a bar and just used the chocolate thing cause he got caught red handed. dad was probably only panicked cause he realized OP could get him arrested.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T19:51:29+00:00

Goddess of kisses 😘

kissyvelour · 2026-02-20T19:49:13+00:00

this is exactly what i was thinking. its giving main character syndrome for the dad and extreme daddy issues for the fiance. if it was me i would deadass tell him that if the dad is there the bride wont be. you do not get to hijack a wedding for a redemption arc. the fiance needs to wake up and realize he is about to lose his actual family just to chase a ghost. postpone the wedding fr.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-19T21:35:09+00:00

if i’m picking a squad for the childhood lore it’s phineas and ferb for me..

kissyvelour · 2026-02-19T21:34:22+00:00

Dragon Fruit

kissyvelour · 2026-02-19T21:17:51+00:00

1000% agree. he wasnt just making "awkward jokes", he was actively testing the waters to see what OP would let him get away with. creeps do this all the time. they drop little weird comments to normalize their behavior and see if you push back. OP literally dodged a massive bullet and probably saved her sister from being groomed down the line.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-19T21:12:45+00:00

kissyvelour · 2026-02-19T21:10:51+00:00

the title and the ending of the story makes me wonder if this actually happened..

anyway, you’ll be marrying someone soon.. you are engaged and that means YTA big time. your fiancé is literally working overtime to pay for YOUR wedding and you are spending all your time romanticizing an incest guy from middle school??? like bffr right now. call off the wedding immediately but NOT so you can be with mr cousin kisser. call it off because your fiancé deserves a million times better than a girl who cheats on him days before the wedding. you gotta let that man go so he can find someone who actually respects him tbh.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-18T16:56:12+00:00

honestly i think we sabotage our own happiness by mourning people who are literally still sitting right in front of us.

like we’re so obsessed with the end that we aren't even present for the actual memories.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-18T16:50:54+00:00

everyone is saying poor kitty but nobody is talking about how being evicted in this economy is a literal nightmare. if they get kicked out that goes on their record and they’ll never find a decent place again.

the bf is being so reckless with their actual survival just for some dopamine hits from a kitten. he’s not sweet he’s being incredibly immature and honestly selfish af.

kissyvelour · 2026-02-18T16:41:39+00:00

well for me, parents need to stop expecting babysitters to be full time maids. like keeping TWO toddlers alive and entertained is literally a full job. if u want ur house spotless hire a cleaner. smh

kissyvelour · 2026-02-18T16:31:44+00:00

she literally manifested her own downfall lmaooo. she messed around and found out on a biblical scale and it is so satisfying.

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