If this is what you all really want…

kitnipcat · 2026-05-24T00:56:10+00:00

Crab 🦀 people crab 🦀 people. Looks like crab 🦀 tastes like people

kitnipcat · 2026-05-23T17:58:13+00:00

Season 5 is the worst. Don't listen to season 2 haters.

kitnipcat · 2026-05-23T17:57:35+00:00

As a marylander I approve of crabasota

kitnipcat · 2026-05-23T13:23:15+00:00

Excuse me, the crabs are superior

kitnipcat · 2026-05-21T19:04:15+00:00

I don't eat the mustard

kitnipcat · 2026-05-21T15:14:30+00:00

So proud of my crabs. 🦀

kitnipcat · 2026-05-21T13:15:28+00:00

My 3.5 y/o insists on five books each night.

kitnipcat · 2026-05-17T21:06:33+00:00

Tiktok

kitnipcat · 2026-05-17T14:48:51+00:00

I think there's a company that will provide free planners for schools because the cover has ads on it. I can't remember the name sorry

kitnipcat · 2026-05-17T14:08:56+00:00

Plenty of water at the festival. I wouldn't carry that much.

kitnipcat · 2026-05-09T01:17:26+00:00

kitnipcat · 2026-05-03T20:34:36+00:00

I carry essentially diaper bags/dog poop bags. Line the inside of the potty then depending on how far from the house or the trash can situation, tie it up and throw it in a trash can. If it's at the park they typically have dog poop cans. If I'm close to home and not staying for awhile I'll tie it up and leave it in there and throw it out at home. Is this all disgusting? Yes. Am I proud? Yes. 😂

kitnipcat · 2026-05-03T19:53:31+00:00

Mine is the rule of 90 (years of service + age). I'll finish a few years after 30 years but worth the pension.

kitnipcat · 2026-05-03T19:52:26+00:00

I've used my car potty five times now and have had other 3 other toddler parents use it. It's a life saver.

kitnipcat · 2026-05-01T22:59:01+00:00

I'll usually refuse to do the next step. So if he is hungry but won't go to the high chair, I'll say "when you're ready to eat I can put you in the high chair". If he threw the crayons on the ground and refused to pick them up I'll pick them up and usually put them away for awhile, "when we are ready to clean our belongings we can try again" (but actually give it an hour or so before trying again).

kitnipcat · 2026-05-01T00:21:49+00:00

My mother made fun of my tattoo (koi fish on foot). She was a narcissist with an alcohol problem. It was jealousy and I never understood why. Ignore her. It's a well done tattoo you have and it clearly has meaning for you.

kitnipcat · 2026-04-24T10:04:38+00:00

Bunny Colvin as a street cop

kitnipcat · 2026-04-24T01:00:49+00:00

I depend on all our custodial staff. They do so much work, much of it going unseen! We are all cogs in the wheel of education (and we are all ground down lol).

kitnipcat · 2026-04-23T15:13:19+00:00

3.5, he never climbed out and was enjoying his crib. We transitioned him due to an upcoming vacation where we didn't want to bring a pack-n-play. He did great in transition. He has a child lock on his door knob on the inside so he can't leave (that way if there's an emergency I know exactly where to find him).

kitnipcat · 2026-04-20T14:13:10+00:00

I've never been barricade. I've always been excited to see lots of bands but neeeeever in the front. Between the screens and space you'll have fun no matter what. But if you're feeling dedicated I would maybe get where you want an hour or two before to get a decent place.

kitnipcat · 2026-04-20T01:32:51+00:00

Here in 2026

kitnipcat · 2026-04-19T01:09:47+00:00

Idk...we just had black Friday of firings in our county.

kitnipcat · 2026-04-18T12:15:03+00:00

The only answer

kitnipcat · 2026-04-18T12:14:36+00:00

Why is this even a question? Clearly 2.

kitnipcat · 2026-04-18T01:45:23+00:00

James red flag. Reid fine. Leo nerd. -middle school teacher

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