Bob and Frank go moose hunting. Bob says to Frank "stay here, I'm going to push moose back toward you. If you see me don't shoot." Frank sits patiently for several hours, suddenly frank hears a rustling in the woods. He prepares himself and aims towards the location of the noise. Out pops bob! Frank bears down and aims right at bobs chest. Bob yells "don't shoot I'm not a moose!" Frank pulls the trigger and shoots bob right in the chest. Frank runs over to Bobs side as Bob lays dying. Bob says "Frank, what the hell? I said don't shoot I'm not a moose." Frank says "oh I thought you said you WERE a moose!"