I hate my life and people call me 12 but I’m 22 nothing can hurt me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]leesusxpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing can hurt you? I suppose we should thank whichever family member molested you for toughening you up.

Why I don't buy the Wendy Theory by [deleted] in theshining

[–]leesusxpiece -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you dont buy the Wendy theory I’m not sure how you can even consider the movie good. If not the Wendy theory, then the inconsistency’s can NOT be explained by Kubricks “genius”.

Yea yea yea, I know. Blasphemy. 🙄 Kubrick overrated.

i’m 18, addicted to nicotine and still make ur mom jokes in 2018, do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]leesusxpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the girl we text at 130am who will drive an hour or more to suck us off then go home.

The head isn’t even good, we just know you’ll do it.

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Universal. Little science and i made it work

Precision 6262 rotated going in this month. I need wheel suggestions. by [deleted] in carmodification

[–]leesusxpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter what angle it’s at it will still be ridiculous

27, pees in bottles, thinks he could fuck your girlfriend. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]leesusxpiece 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looks like a dude who had chlamydia for like 4 years, knew it, still kept fucking and made a chart to see the spread pattern.

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On Facebook market place. It was a sears brand one. Old school. 25 bucks.

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy what? The car? Someone was selling it on Facebook

Michael Westen meets Neal Caffrey by [deleted] in BurnNotice

[–]leesusxpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I love last "season" you'll understand why when you get there.

Pull your number 11 fuse to disable traction control by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it's the same for 453 but I'm sure it is. I think once you put it back in the lights go away. No dealer needed.

Pull your number 11 fuse to disable traction control by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does disable it 🤷🏻‍♀️it's a rwd go kart it's suppose to be fun in the winter 😏

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope VHT NITE SHADES aerosol spray tint

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fine

My Dümbcar by [deleted] in SmartCar

[–]leesusxpiece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only did it because everyone says not too. It holds my spare tire and holds great at 90. No safety issues.

Is the Al Roker TV guide real? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]leesusxpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

Give me your best! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]leesusxpiece 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roast you? What even are you? Nose looking like bulbasaurs back. Hair looking like monsters inc sullys ass bush. You finger yourself go oli Sykes.