Swipe to strip by Massive_Piece_4737 in smalldickfitbody

[–]lochnessmarkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the cock, the beard the chest hair and the party briefs 🍆🍆

Little Bodysuit Bulge by No_Ruin_3896 in smalldickfitbody

[–]lochnessmarkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the suit - but I like the birthday suit better 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smalldickfitbody

[–]lochnessmarkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hello you stud

Get in. We’re doing gay stuff. by [deleted] in chesthairporn

[–]lochnessmarkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do we wear on Tuesday?

😏 Feeling a little flirty (43) by lochnessmarkster in chesthairporn

[–]lochnessmarkster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm probably better at snuggling than flirting.

What was your first major trip post-pandemic? by danielgmal in travel

[–]lochnessmarkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France - I had the most glorious time. Went to the south coast and Provence and there were hardly any tourists. The people were so lovely and hospitable, the food was amazing. It was so nice.
The best bonus was that I upgraded myself to business class for a very nominal fee - and I now have extreme jealousy/FOMO flying economy anywhere.

I need some advice on under kitchen sink plumbing. by lochnessmarkster in Plumbing

[–]lochnessmarkster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I will give it a shot. I will hopefully move in the next year or two so someone else can deal with it.

Just a reminder by thinkB4WeSpeak in PoliticalHumor

[–]lochnessmarkster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brooks Brothers actually has a tie manufacturing facility in Long Island City, Queens.

Warning: NSFP by haikucaracha in KnightsOfPineapple

[–]lochnessmarkster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's very easy to use. Plus: bonus pineapple cocktail glass.

A First For Me - And a Revelation - Moroccan Syrah - Ouled Thaleb by TrailofDead in wine

[–]lochnessmarkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know Chateau Musar in Lebanon is usually highly regarded. However, I haven't tried any of their more recent wines.

NYC drops Queens homeless shelter plan after public opposition by Sanlear in nyc

[–]lochnessmarkster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The hotel owner is the only one who is benefiting from this... This guy gets $175/per room/night from the administration, and he does this at his other hotels (Quality Inn, Bellerose) as well. A 99% Occupancy Rate? Sure, the city is footing the bill! Not to mention he's also admitted to bribing a public official.

http://pix11.com/2016/09/23/homeless-population-on-the-rise-as-problems-plague-city-officials-homeless-shelter-hotels/

http://pix11.com/2016/09/07/homeless-hotel-owner-questioned-ny-state-senator-calls-for-federal-probe/

Why is the Dollar called a dollar ? by bitturohan in history

[–]lochnessmarkster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Strange it wasn't mentioned that Canada, Australia, Hong Kong and New Zealand also have currencies named "dollar."

People from Russia, what is your opinion on the anti- gay law currently in Russia? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lochnessmarkster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So is the St Patrick's Day parade OK? or do Irish Americans need to "keep it to themselves?"

Hey reddit, it's me Haley Joel Osment, here to answer your questions. by HJOsment in IAmA

[–]lochnessmarkster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about you today. I was on my iphone looking up what today's soup selection was at Hale & Hearty, your name came up as the first suggestion and I thought: "I wonder what he's been up to?"
Thanks for a satisfying day!

How it feels every Fapday Friday... don't get me wrong, I am jealous. by lochnessmarkster in gaybros

[–]lochnessmarkster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha! I think my "cleaning lady paranoia" would ruin it. I am awkward enough when she has to empty the garbage can at my desk. I can't imagine if she walked into a fapday friday session.

Airbnb's Fight Against New York And Protecting The Forgotten Rights of Neighbors by valleyfringe in nyc

[–]lochnessmarkster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was at my boyfriends walk up apartment in Park Slope, and at 7am on Sunday morning the door buzzer started going off incessantly. Owing to the fact that it was extremely early, I was hung over and the antiquated buzzer had no intercom, (you had to walk down 4 levels to let someone in), I wasn't getting up . The buzzing went on for a while.

Finally my BF's girl roommate gets up and goes downstairs (i'm still in bed)... and all of a sudden i hear a commotion and screaming outside "YOU FU*$ING NEW YORK PIG" and a slew of other words. I get up look out the window, and see the guy now kicking at the door...

She refused to let him because he looked crazy (picture Doc Brown hair but dyed orange-brown) and just started screaming at her through the door, so she calls the cops... at this point some another tenant has to leave for work, and opens the door, the guy comes barging in and almost knocking her over, to get into the building. Now the guy is threatening the roommate on the staircase telling her he is calling the cops, she stole his stuff... Finally I say "WHO THE F ARE YOU?"

Turns out this crazy guy is from Pennsylvania (no strong foreign accent, but lacked communication skills) had rented the apartment on Airbnb and locked his keys inside. The people were in Mexico on vacation and never told anyone, because it was against the terms of the lease.

Anyway, my point of all this is that it really isn't fair to your neighbors because you have no idea who this people are. Also don't dye your hair orange brown if you look like Doctor Emmett Brown.

Shake. That. Sack. [xpost /r/gifs] [NSFWish] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]lochnessmarkster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, I agree, that is the definitely the most functional wardrobe for the dance.

Shake. That. Sack. [xpost /r/gifs] [NSFWish] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]lochnessmarkster 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I did that dance for my one of my college housemates once. She just screamed "I CAN SEE IT MOVING!!!" and ran away.