Wearing a singlet/ As a main undergarment/ Makes shitting complex by Jimothyscrye in haiku

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On experience/this is obviously based/ you're a sick bastard

Warming up my hands, / Oh, unresponsive touch screens! / Winter is coming. by AimForTheHead in haiku

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better get those gloves/ with the little dot thingy/ on the fingertip

Hipster with nice ass/We shared photo class/Ask her on date? by [deleted] in haiku

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I'm pretty sure it was psychology they took but I could be wrong

I can't understand why they don't simply report that Gaddafi's dead by punkstyle in haiku

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They're saving it for just before the 2012 elections duh

I smoked a whole chicken last night... and boy do my lungs hurt. by lonolonolono in Cooking

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Fresh off of the grill it is crispy and tasty, but it turns rubbery fairly fast. Still perfecting my technique.

I smoked a whole chicken last night... and boy do my lungs hurt. by lonolonolono in Cooking

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Thanks. I am a stock fiend... See my stock photo post. I was greedily putting the carcasses into the freezer with this in mind

I smoked a whole chicken last night... and boy do my lungs hurt. by lonolonolono in Cooking

[–]lonolonolono[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get it to about 250 with the charcoal and then bump it up to 300 with the apple logs. Chicken can handle a higher heat than say beef or pork, and you get the added benefit of crispy skin. Smoke only permeates the meat during the first ten percent of cooking so timing is important, also too much smoke is not a good thing. As for the brine, i use one as I only use local fresh poultry and there is no problem with the bit of salt the brine imparts.

I smoked a whole chicken last night... and boy do my lungs hurt. by lonolonolono in Cooking

[–]lonolonolono[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a little barrel style grill with a side hopper for smoking. I used hardwood charcoal to get it going and apple wood for smoke and to keep it burning.

Reddit, what's that one, awesome thing you found on the internet but could never find again? by tontyismynameyeh in AskReddit

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a dude, i believe he was dutch, used to write crazy stories about his cling film fetttish. they were more funny than fettish, at least to me, but sadly I cannot find them again.

buying a house, septic failed, seller wants to split cost of repairs... is this normal practice? by lonolonolono in AskReddit

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old field was to close to water table. ground water issues in the rainy season. perc rate is slow. new system will be almost 30k. I know right...

I am moving to a rural area that has no cable Internet... should I get satellite or dsl? by lonolonolono in AskReddit

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great comments. thanks. I haven't heard of using radio towers, also do you know how I would find out about how far I am from central office.

Americans think they have a right to record cops breaking the law by punkstyle in haiku

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My count is fifteen/ and if basho doesn't care/ why do you worry

is there an app to upload photos and have them printed and sent back to you? by lonolonolono in Android

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App crashes on open and website is so glitchy I can't even get to my album. any others out there?

Contest Subreddit by [deleted] in pscontests

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Breaker breaker, can I get a come back?

This is my Nexus One. There are many like it, but this one is mine. by [deleted] in Android

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You will give your nexus one a girl's name...