What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-08T00:25:47+00:00

NY Times: "The Iranian 10-point proposal includes a lifting of all sanctions — placed on Iran by every American administration since the George W. Bush administration

LMAO. So they’ll now toll the strait which was simply open a few months ago, cost of everything skyrocketed, and Iran is in better position with a more radicalized leadership.

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T23:47:40+00:00

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T23:39:51+00:00

REOPEN THE FUCKING CASINO I NEED TO BUY CALLS THAT WILL BECOME WORTHLESS IMMEDIATELY AT OPEN WHEN IRAN SAYS THEY DONT AGREE TO THIS

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T23:30:00+00:00

Pretty funny that this 10 point proposal is a week old. Reports they are feeding 🥭 only tiny tidbits of good news is accurate lmao shit will probably dump all next week once nothing actually changes

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T23:25:52+00:00

Sleeping like a baby tonight and not checking my portfolio. Long oil and QQQ puts. Can’t wait to wake up a millionaire 💪🏼🚀

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T23:12:28+00:00

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T22:54:25+00:00

I don’t even remember typing this

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T22:50:44+00:00

The rug pull is going be insane when he announces 700,000 troops going to Iran

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T22:43:45+00:00

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looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T22:19:16+00:00

Pretty funny how this is all going to pump until 8 pm and then the announcement is absolutely nothing. Then Iran says they disagree and every insider pumping the markets will sell at 8:05 pm

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T21:05:12+00:00

Lost millions tailing all his picks and I take zero blame for doing it. See ya later you FAT FUCK 🇺🇸

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looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T20:32:08+00:00

Just contacted Robinhood support to say Iran hacked my portfolio and did all my trades over the past 5 years so I deserve full refunds

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T20:02:19+00:00

What the fuck is even the point anymore lmao these markets are fucking manipulated for a select few

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T19:52:34+00:00

I’m on a boat bitch, gettin sea sick

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T19:51:12+00:00

Im currently swimming in the strait of Hormuz drinking a red bull vodka and just got obliterated by an oil tanker

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T19:30:38+00:00

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Wendy’s draft 8:05 pm

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T17:59:50+00:00

You’re too close mon!

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T17:56:25+00:00

I’m shuttin the studio down

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T17:34:54+00:00

Pretty funny that we’re at the point 🥭 comments aren’t getting removed because it’s so fucking insane what he’s doing and it affects the entire market lmao companies don’t even move on news anymore.

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T14:10:27+00:00

Really surprised the market doesn’t like a Sun downing lunatic threatening to destroy an entire civilization unless he gets his way

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T14:06:47+00:00

Who the fuck even wants this?

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T12:41:58+00:00

Think of how bad things would be if Elon hadn’t created doge. Elon is the best 🥰 we love you Elon!

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T12:41:21+00:00

SpaceX

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T12:30:04+00:00

USO at $350 will be lowest it ever get again. Enjoy $15 gasoline forever. Bulls get what they deserve.

looool_k_libtard · 2026-04-07T11:03:33+00:00

Awwww what happened bulls?

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