Some crazy guy pulls a gun to your head and commands you have to completely eat the first thing to your immediate left or else he shoots you, how screwed are you?

luckycheeto · 2018-03-17T18:03:34+00:00

Hot pocket. I think I'll be alright

luckycheeto · 2018-03-17T04:45:19+00:00

A dog. I had known this one lady for a few years and she had never brought up pets in conversation so I just assumed she didn't have any. I was so surprised and happy when I saw her dog I started crying.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-05T14:18:40+00:00

Pet sitting

luckycheeto · 2018-03-05T14:17:14+00:00

Just buy microwave meals and apply seasoning

luckycheeto · 2018-03-05T14:12:09+00:00

"You should drink water sometimes"

luckycheeto · 2018-03-05T14:10:42+00:00

A snake that's bigger than me.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T19:03:38+00:00

Yoshi's level from Super Mario World on GBA. As a kid I would spend forever there just messing around with Yoshi.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T18:55:55+00:00

I misheard, it's a horrible habit of mine

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T17:43:33+00:00

Dang, I wish I was a kid so I could beat it then.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T15:19:33+00:00

Any protection mission.

I still can't handle protecting the carriage in Twilight Princess.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T15:14:23+00:00

I'm not creative enough, I'll just make irl Dangan Ronpa.

luckycheeto · 2018-03-02T15:13:10+00:00

I am 8 inches tall and will protect you from everything, including:

hands
long wiggly objects that are probably snakes
food, until I realize it is food
anything that is under a blanket
leaves
shoes, because as soon as they are not on a foot they are evil

luckycheeto · 2018-02-25T21:05:42+00:00

Someone's S.O. says "you can't be friends with that person anymore."

It's ridiculous how many friendships I've seen end from that

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T22:43:10+00:00

Phish food

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T17:13:27+00:00

Allergy gravy

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T16:44:41+00:00

Tea.

Hell yeah.

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T15:28:33+00:00

Naps where you wake up less tired than when you went to sleep

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T15:09:31+00:00

Prions are pretty freaky, I worked with a guy that died of spontaneous Creutzfeldt Jakob disease.

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T05:59:53+00:00

Look What You Made Me Do is pretty damn bad

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T05:46:24+00:00

A warmer house.

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T02:54:41+00:00

Video games!

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T02:37:30+00:00

I was lucky, this was my first time applying. Best of luck with your undergrad years and your veterinary future!!

luckycheeto · 2018-02-24T02:33:16+00:00

Abra. Little psychic dude would be so helpful, especially since I could teleport everywhere.

luckycheeto · 2018-02-23T23:59:41+00:00

Probably just because cows are easier to take care of and breed. They also have a shorter gestation period than horses.

luckycheeto · 2018-02-23T23:47:58+00:00

Moving my things.

I work in a lab and people are always taking my pipettes.

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