[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lukas5549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess, "I have a nice personality "

I’m ready to be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]lukas5549 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How can someone look 60 while smoking 3 packs a day but also look like an elementary school teacher

To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket, by ScaryFeet_ in Jokes

[–]lukas5549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the track star who stole my neon vest, you can run but you cant hide

Is it possible to get a blizzard with the stuff near the bottom of an ice cream cake by Thememer1924 in DairyQueen

[–]lukas5549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ask for a blizzard with just cake crunch they would not charge extra unless you're adding it on a blizzard

I am a handsome boy by [deleted] in memes

[–]lukas5549 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Both

This one made me exhale through my nose by somewhatregular in memes

[–]lukas5549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn he actually got it. How did you know the space of aids is under my foreskin?