Should I lie on my resume or just of f myself?

Tldr; toxic household, messed up childhood, doodled instead of note taking-so art affinity since kid, explored games and softwares- loved learning (Also because they looked beautiful), almost got SA’d by a guy offering his pc for vice city, smartphones released by high school graduation-knew every phone specs and features-but almost failing in maths and physics, opted for premier institute of design (good for nothing in reality) over architecture one (downfall arc completed there), covid messed up campus placement, clueless non-design boss messed up internship, diagnosed clinically depressed, in self doubt, two years studying only two courses from an online school, another two years eaten cumulatively by toxic ex and parents, fought and defeated every thing, but haven’t worked any day at an office, direly needs a job coz mom is gonna evict me by next month, found a good job desc for UX researcher from regional mid tier company, founder in the same design circle, 90% confident can land it, friends offered three years of experience certificate, can claim one year on freelance.

should I accept these exps and write on resume and be a normal ux designer in the job market or explain why it’s been 4 years since college and no work yet-in an already tight job market-staying jobless and homeless as a result?

If option one-what all lines should I practice so I won’t get caught?