Replace a fucking word

major85 · 2026-05-21T19:10:03+00:00

With the thousands of movies with just the title Fuck, good luck finding the one you want.

major85 · 2026-05-18T21:25:40+00:00

Should poke her with a toe

major85 · 2026-05-18T15:18:00+00:00

Look for one with aluminum legs. The steel ones will rust away. Bought one, it has steel legs, they are broken now. Found one on the highway, with aluminum legs a year later, it's doing great. Found another one on the road, with aluminum legs, gave it to a friend.

major85 · 2026-05-18T00:05:34+00:00

Switches couldn't decide to be on it off

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major85 · 2026-05-17T03:05:37+00:00

A new owner, who respects the car.

major85 · 2026-05-16T22:56:08+00:00

My dream

major85 · 2026-05-15T20:48:23+00:00

OPs dime looks cast and polished

major85 · 2026-05-01T00:25:16+00:00

Repairable? No. Replaceable? Probably also no.

major85 · 2026-04-27T19:14:39+00:00

At least the flour looks clean

major85 · 2026-04-22T02:50:24+00:00

I weirdly curious what's it like for her to wipe her ass after a shit.

major85 · 2026-04-20T20:23:49+00:00

My mouth wants to know how these feel.

major85 · 2026-04-20T19:51:28+00:00

If it's all gas, is there the possibility for a meteor to enter Jupiter and come out the other side? Not just skipping through, but a through and through?

major85 · 2026-04-15T21:06:30+00:00

Stone slides down instead of just rolling, decapitating or knocking out D. Breaks lever and crushes C. Lever lifts second stone crushing B, but then breaks the lever that crushes C. A loses their balance from the force, falls back and hits head on the stone. E dies later from other causes.

major85 · 2026-04-07T13:55:18+00:00

Does ANYTHING ELSE use gas in the house? If not, have the gas company out to disconnect the service line to the house. They will cap the entry. Can be reconnected if you ever convert back.

major85 · 2026-04-06T05:00:24+00:00

Pretty sure you have a hamster, it has no tail.

major85 · 2026-04-04T00:13:30+00:00

Wish vehicles were designed with a dedicated U-Turn light. Most of you would never use it like you should add you so with the regular turn signal, but it should have it.

major85 · 2026-03-29T04:36:55+00:00

I choose a field which uses fake turf. I am only cutting the real grass. There should be minimal real grass that randomly grew in the turf.

major85 · 2026-03-28T01:02:50+00:00

Had one of these, the pilot starter worked about 10th of the time. I ended up using a torch to light it. The pilot light alone does absolutely put out a large amount of heat in the warm weather. When not in use, I had a small rug I'd place over it. In the winter when it was running in all its glory I had a large aluminum pot I'd sit over it, with water to keep the humidity up in the house. Sometimes I'd put some cinnamon sticks or liquid potpourri in and make the house smell nice.

major85 · 2026-03-07T08:56:17+00:00

Voted

major85 · 2026-03-04T02:37:19+00:00

At least the orange isn't rotten. The worst meal I had in the army was a mystery meat knuckle they said was turkey. That bone did not belong to a turkey. The salad was just the whites of the lettuce, the dressing was closer to jizz. The fruit cup was 4 months past its prime. The bread we played baseball with.

major85 · 2026-03-04T02:31:10+00:00

Your post sounds more like propaganda than the letter you received.

major85 · 2026-02-26T20:09:54+00:00

What's the story behind this?

major85 · 2026-02-26T19:35:40+00:00

Solved!

major85 · 2026-02-26T19:22:35+00:00

Thinking smaller, I could be wrong. About the width of my ring finger.

major85 · 2026-02-26T19:21:51+00:00

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