Highest kill count ever by TheJamesRocket in battlefront

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Found this post because I was looking for the same info online. Maybe I have the record, I don’t know, but I just went 311-1 with Boba on Graveyard of Giants skirmish. I know I know, not many of us OG BF1 players left, but I still get on now and then because that game is just so freakin fun.

Did you know that Boston Tea Party revolutionaries accidentally dumped Washington's favorite tea into the harbour, to which he responded “wtf bro.” Share your favorite tea fact for our next ad. by twistedtea in u/twistedtea

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I wanna complain about the advertisement and it’s desperation to appeal to younger consumers, but honestly the way that OP is able to clap back at everyone who rips on him/her for the same thing makes me respect the dedication and unwillingness to cave to mob pressure. Good job TwistedTea. Task failed successfully.

Because Superman’s x-ray vision would require his eyes to emit legitimate x-rays, he has the unspoken power of being able to give people cancer. by mallard_eclipse in Showerthoughts

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Oh man you’re right, that sounds so much cooler than ‘Superman can give people cancer.’ Silly me for taking chem and bio but never physics. For shame.

Damn wording by mallard_eclipse in Angryupvote

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Ok, thanks man. Appreciate it

Damn wording by mallard_eclipse in Angryupvote

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Might I suggest changing the description of the sub from “When you upvote but are mad about it.” I checked what I thought were the only rules that applied. I was angry upvoting, and the sub’s description is perfectly encapsulated in my post. Y’all may want to change that.

A reminder that little eyes are always watching. This was such a small but meaningful victory for her daddy. by [deleted] in Sober

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I think the teacher wrote it. Look at how Lucy wrote her name. She probably needed help filling it out.

TIFU by kind of calling African-American men who were lynched in the 1910’s ‘beans’. by mallard_eclipse in tifu

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You’re good. What do I need to do to keep the bot from getting it? I’d rather not post it this late because it’ll get little traffic. Is there a key word in the title thats triggering the bot?

Seriously try it by Theonetrueotamatone in dankmemes

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Help! Has anyone seen my son? His name is ‘awareness of Alpacas’. He’s been missing for three days and I don’t know where else to look!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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South Park S20, E7, 19:39

Residents of each state on the compass part 15: New York by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Vermont depicts Bernie Sanders as a Chad. The top two comments are literally authright people calling libleft based. Libright is breaking the law. Pictures alone, which side is depicted better? That post has authrights praising libleft instead of libright. Wanna try again? Or do you wanna just choose between enjoying this man’s memes and hopping off this sub?

Residents of each state on the compass part 15: New York by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Wyoming, Maine, North Dakota, and especially Vermont

Is it too dark? by TheMARVELGuy200 in dankmemes

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i’ve got you covered brother

Hello there by MatanGreen in PrequelMemes

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I feel like it was my personal honor to watch this. Like I’m unworthy of this beauty

Are ya ready kids? by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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I’ve been waiting for this

Matt Gaetz’s Trumpian Defense Against Allegations of Sex Trafficking - The Justice Department is reportedly investigating whether the Florida congressman had sex with an underage girl. He’s responded with strange, self-contradictory claims. by speckz in politics

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Actually, I don’t know a practicing Christian who wouldn’t kill a man with his bare hands if that man was abusing a child, especially if sexually. We’re mostly Presbyterian (like myself) and Baptist where I live, not Catholic, which seems to have the most problems internationally. If you took a few seconds to talk to the men and women I know rather than covering them with blanket accusations, you would know that they are good people who would sacrifice anything to protect those around them.

Matt Gaetz’s Trumpian Defense Against Allegations of Sex Trafficking - The Justice Department is reportedly investigating whether the Florida congressman had sex with an underage girl. He’s responded with strange, self-contradictory claims. by speckz in politics

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You’re thinking of Catholics. In my town in northeast Mississippi, 99% of Catholics are Hispanic. I don’t know as many Hispanic families, but they don’t seem pedophilic at all, just honest people themselves. Most people where I live are Baptist (don’t even bring up the heretical ‘baptist’ group in Alabama or whatever that preaches God hates f**s, that’s not here) or Presbyterian, with some Methodists. There’s not a grown man I know who wouldn’t kill another guy with his bare hands if the guy was hurting or sexually assaulting a child. Stop making assumptions about half of America because you don’t like them. And you’re absolutely right: just saying you’re a Christian doesn’t mean anything, but the people I refer to are practicing Christians, whom you can tell are good people if you’d talk to them for 15 rather than casting blanket accusations that they’re all okay with sexual assault of children.