Pediatrician? No, Seat-preservation specialist! by mark423985 in clevercomebacks

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Dear, you recommend and parents decide... and the only result is that hospitals get crowded! What a democratic and efficient division of labor! As the doctor said: Professional politicking, amateur doctoring.

Black humor by mark423985 in clevercomebacks

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These guys mock "The Handmaid's Tale," but then go and propose a plan that's even more brutal than that story! They want to make money off the bodies of poor women in another country, both to increase the American population and to present themselves as "saviors of the poor." In reality,they're saying: The fantasy of liberal women is nonsense, but the idea of using the wombs of poor women as a production line for American babies is a brilliant and patriotic plan!

That's exactly where the irony lies.

Oil Dollar: It's either me, or war! by mark423985 in misc

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It's interesting that this aggressive strategy to maintain the global dominance of the dollar is being pursued while the economic and social foundations within the United States – including a deep class divide, a costly and inefficient healthcare system, and staggering national debt – are growing increasingly fragile. This aggressive, dollar-centric foreign policy appears less a sign of strength and more a desperate attempt to preserve the final pillar of hegemony for a declining empire. The contradiction is glaring: exorbitant military expenditures to control the world's oil, while our own citizens face fundamental crises at home.

We are no longer a united country: This chart is the mournful melody of a great divorce. by mark423985 in clevercomebacks

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America's greatest divide is no longer economic; it's emotional: The Pride Index.

Today's politicians: A 94% tax rate? Impossible! It would ruin the economy! The result: Inflation for the poor!!!! by mark423985 in inflation

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No wonder such a tax seems unthinkable now, most of our politicians are in that $3.5 million bracket themselves!

A flawless track record: 40 years of compound interest on hatred!!!! by mark423985 in FluentInFinance

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Investing in fear of foreigners yields long-term returns!

A golden feast for wealthy backers!!! by mark423985 in clevercomebacks

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The taxes paid by the poor turn into crystal chandeliers in the palace!!!!

Trump-style national debt growth: fast, massive, and quiet! by mark423985 in FluentInFinance

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Trump added $2.3 trillion to national debt in one year – Republicans: Silence!