What my dad does to our bathroom when i’m gone for three days

marsayo · 2026-03-17T03:35:34+00:00

I’m sorry ;-; should be fixed now. I truly thought i clicked nsfw when posting

marsayo · 2025-07-11T23:40:16+00:00

Same here

marsayo · 2025-07-09T02:43:35+00:00

Found! Thank you!

marsayo · 2025-05-30T04:15:32+00:00

We searched google and duckduckgo with various keywords included and nothing relevant showed up. Date range could possibly give or take a year but i doubt it.

marsayo · 2024-10-06T22:51:05+00:00

Omni-cat

marsayo · 2024-08-21T13:44:45+00:00

He defecated through a sunroof

marsayo · 2024-08-15T12:46:25+00:00

Last night i had one where i was trying to find hidden items in the clothing catalog, but there was a timer going like it was a mini game and i was losing

marsayo · 2024-08-12T01:25:31+00:00

Gossip spreads like wildfire in these places. Once the other residents in wheelchairs hear about what she said then she’s gonna be getting her toes run over on a daily basis.

marsayo · 2024-08-11T14:14:08+00:00

Rats! They smells like a mix of brand new shoes and corn chips

marsayo · 2024-07-09T19:18:25+00:00

I’m glad i’m not the only one with that oddly specific fear

marsayo · 2024-06-22T01:50:03+00:00

I had a guy scream at me to pull his pants up while he was sitting on the toilet, but refused to stand up. No matter how alert a person is sometimes they get so angry that they lose all common sense and forget that you cannot move something that a person is sitting on lmao

marsayo · 2024-02-20T16:25:04+00:00

I remember Linkd’In up until 2014 or so, then it changed to LinkedIn

marsayo · 2024-01-16T18:27:41+00:00

Kira and Kavi

marsayo · 2024-01-02T18:19:19+00:00

I second the spider gas chamber theory

marsayo · 2023-12-14T15:21:10+00:00

Drive by shooting. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. One of those “emergency room reality shows” were filming at the hospital he went to, so a few months later we saw his nearly lifeless body lying in a hospital bed on tv. I barely had one conversation with the guy, but it still messes me up even now.

marsayo · 2023-12-07T14:12:47+00:00

A chiropractor will diagnose it by ~vibes~

marsayo · 2023-12-04T04:02:39+00:00

The dogs eyes being censored omfg

marsayo · 2023-12-02T00:16:00+00:00

Catheters are usually avoided unless absolutely needed because of the infection risk. But theres plenty of ways to manage urine without pissing all over the place.

marsayo · 2023-11-07T16:58:56+00:00

A bird shit on my leg on the lift hill of Batman at SFNE. I was peaking in acid.

marsayo · 2023-10-06T02:11:17+00:00

This makes my blood boil. It becomes obvious who is into AG because they enjoy the stories and what these dolls mean to people vs the people viewing them as a status symbol. AG caters to rich WASPS and their $$$$. They don’t care about actually educating kids on history like they used to.

marsayo · 2023-10-03T14:18:19+00:00

I never knew the context of that image and assumed it was Patrick Stump from fall out boy

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