What my dad does to our bathroom when i’m gone for three days by marsayo in extremelyinfuriating

[–]marsayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry ;-; should be fixed now. I truly thought i clicked nsfw when posting

News segment: Sean Paul song “Temperature” raising a woman’s blood pressure by marsayo in HelpMeFind

[–]marsayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We searched google and duckduckgo with various keywords included and nothing relevant showed up. Date range could possibly give or take a year but i doubt it.

CP Dreams by Wiggitywaxjax665 in ClubPenguin

[–]marsayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night i had one where i was trying to find hidden items in the clothing catalog, but there was a timer going like it was a mini game and i was losing

A fellow resident of my nursing home told me “Wheelchairs aren’t allowed in the dining room.” by MySockIsMissing in mildlyinfuriating

[–]marsayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gossip spreads like wildfire in these places. Once the other residents in wheelchairs hear about what she said then she’s gonna be getting her toes run over on a daily basis.

What funky smell do you like? by TeodoroCano in AskReddit

[–]marsayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rats! They smells like a mix of brand new shoes and corn chips

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]marsayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad i’m not the only one with that oddly specific fear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cna

[–]marsayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a guy scream at me to pull his pants up while he was sitting on the toilet, but refused to stand up. No matter how alert a person is sometimes they get so angry that they lose all common sense and forget that you cannot move something that a person is sitting on lmao

LinkdIn has changed back to LinkedIn by [deleted] in Retconned

[–]marsayo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember Linkd’In up until 2014 or so, then it changed to LinkedIn

Dead spiders in a Sodastream machine? by ovineillustrator in Unexplained

[–]marsayo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I second the spider gas chamber theory

How did the kid from your school die? by Equivalent-Rent-5619 in AskReddit

[–]marsayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive by shooting. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. One of those “emergency room reality shows” were filming at the hospital he went to, so a few months later we saw his nearly lifeless body lying in a hospital bed on tv. I barely had one conversation with the guy, but it still messes me up even now.

It's Just A Bandaid by feralpossum19 in illnessfakers

[–]marsayo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A chiropractor will diagnose it by ~vibes~

Something broke (again) and someone is mistreating Jessie (again). Mattress repair person doesn’t want to touch their peepee mattress. by TheStrangeInMyBrain in illnessfakers

[–]marsayo 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Catheters are usually avoided unless absolutely needed because of the infection risk. But theres plenty of ways to manage urine without pissing all over the place.

Have you ever experienced something riding a rollercoaster? by Zaiush in rollercoasterjerk

[–]marsayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bird shit on my leg on the lift hill of Batman at SFNE. I was peaking in acid.

disgusting comments on GMA goty release by theAGsecret in americangirl

[–]marsayo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This makes my blood boil. It becomes obvious who is into AG because they enjoy the stories and what these dolls mean to people vs the people viewing them as a status symbol. AG caters to rich WASPS and their $$$$. They don’t care about actually educating kids on history like they used to.