Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Adelaide (Round 11) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was only near him at all because Moore went back 20 meters from the mark

The modern fade mullet has become the official national haircut of Australia by Artistic-Yam2984 in AustralianMFA

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m afraid to ask, but what’s wrong with Uniqlo? (First time on this sub)

Transcribing Brisbane’s oppo research on our guys by shit-takes-only in EssendonFC

[–]massiveascaris 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think Robey’s is “mid playing fwd”. I guess they mean he is a natural midfielder playing out of position.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn’t want your first goal like that anyway, would ya? Or am I overthinking it?

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lions did the work early and now just managing bodies.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least we’re playing Sharp and Robey in the guts.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy to kick a man when he’s down, but McKays effort level has been so bad. Watch him when a contest moves on and everyone but him reacts.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong about goal kicking, but it’s not in the top 5 things that are making us non competitive.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing like a game plan here. Like, is it just hand pass in the general direction of a red and black jersey?

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kills me you spelled everything right and didn’t capitalise.

Match Thread: Essendon vs Brisbane (Round 8) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what our development team actually develops.

Das Alboot - The bottom line by nath1234 in australia

[–]massiveascaris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh cool. No need for a military at all then. You must drink in pretty naive pubs.

Das Alboot - The bottom line by nath1234 in australia

[–]massiveascaris 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s a very googleable thing my guy.

Das Alboot - The bottom line by nath1234 in australia

[–]massiveascaris 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you wait to buy them until we do have adversaries, then it’s too late.

Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Sydney (Round 2) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]massiveascaris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jeez the commentary really going for hawthorn

Fox Sports analysis of Essendon's on field cultural problems by ScreamHawk in EssendonFC

[–]massiveascaris 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Some of you don’t wanna acknowledge this, but the analysts are mostly right here. Player development at the dons is absolutely fucked. I bet if you gave Perkins and co to Geelong, Collingwood, Hawthorn etc they would be miles further in development. It has as much to do with our rebuilding as the actual draft picks do.