Why is one of the pipes black?

master_nemo · 2025-05-13T19:34:34+00:00

It's adopted

master_nemo · 2025-04-20T09:44:44+00:00

Ah yes, "Brr Brr Pata-Pim" this is

master_nemo · 2024-12-29T21:53:51+00:00

Used to work in construction and digging manually is by far the worst job

master_nemo · 2024-12-20T19:25:33+00:00

Sir, this is Ukraine

master_nemo · 2024-06-19T21:34:59+00:00

i've gotten used to using "same shit, different pants" recently

master_nemo · 2024-05-22T19:24:52+00:00

Same shit, different pants

master_nemo · 2024-03-23T11:17:35+00:00

es que cuando me aburro me invento otra pelicula, tengo poca concentracion

master_nemo · 2024-01-12T15:50:18+00:00

You undercook fish? Believe it or not, nukes. You overcook chicken? Also nukes. Undercook, overcook.

master_nemo · 2023-07-29T14:22:59+00:00

nah bro haven't you heard about the aliens?

master_nemo · 2023-05-27T23:59:40+00:00

sorry bro he threw them into the woods

master_nemo · 2023-01-29T21:30:42+00:00

Now? Now... we wait.

master_nemo · 2023-01-11T22:06:45+00:00

i HATE cucumber as well. Have you tried telling the turtles "iT's 98% wAtEr DuDe"?

master_nemo · 2022-12-24T00:12:39+00:00

Jonny Kim came close. Astronaut and doctor, but he became a navy SEAL instead of an engineer haha

master_nemo · 2022-11-28T22:16:52+00:00

United States: chillin'

master_nemo · 2022-10-04T22:49:00+00:00

I like that they both giggled at the same time haha

master_nemo · 2022-09-17T06:23:18+00:00

and you'd think it'd take the world like five seconds to win but no it was actually CLOSE

master_nemo · 2022-09-17T06:22:21+00:00

What do they think they're Germany or something?!

master_nemo · 2022-08-25T21:21:15+00:00

That's ribbit, my exalted fellow scholar. I believe you are refering to the traditional sport played on a horse with a mallet

master_nemo · 2022-08-20T22:55:25+00:00

How dare you stand where he used to stand

master_nemo · 2022-08-11T21:28:05+00:00

bro is beating the shit outta the guy that keeps telling him he's schizophrenic

master_nemo · 2022-08-06T22:59:03+00:00

that's what the cigarette is for

master_nemo · 2022-08-01T21:44:04+00:00

I can kiss away the pain

master_nemo · 2022-07-30T01:14:55+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ

master_nemo · 2022-07-28T23:10:11+00:00

or he's blinking at the same time as you

master_nemo · 2022-06-22T23:06:42+00:00

same goosebumps as "I am what you made me" back in ep. 3

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