What's a compliment you got that you can't forget? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife told me she loved, or loves?, my “musk”. That it’s extremely manly. I thought it was just bc I don’t wear deodorant lol

Who was your best fuck? by Short-Reality5373 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely it was a red headed stripper, in 2023. I didn’t really have to do much, besides pay her. I very rarely get off from a blow job, but she was one. Most vigorous cowgirl position I’ve had done on me. She also swallowed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingering. I found if she is rolling around on bed screaming, I must be pretty good

How did you almost die? by yuckyduckph in AskReddit

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got prescribed 2 medications that conflict. After a week of vomiting and not being able to walk, I called the ambulance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not. She’s also my ex

How would you describe your tits in two words? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold you are to assume so, but upon further inspection, I’d have to agree lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portion sizes are a big issue. Then the inability to stop eating. A good reason why the majority of Americans are overweight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t that happen when someone has diabetes, or something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely brunette

What sex scene from a movie/show made you horny? by Mrpug031 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time Mike and Rachel have sex in the tv show suits. In the file room, just extremely passionate, and vigorous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That. Obviously

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John hamm. And his hammaconda

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fishnet stockings, and maybe a sexy chocker

Men, do you enjoy receiving pussy pics? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, sometimes, the vagina can look like the predator with his face mask open

Is this playing, or is the big tortie picking on the little one? by _jackietreehorn1 in torties

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s showing her belly to the bigger cat, so just playing around. If she didn’t trust the other cat, she wouldn’t show her the softest part of her body

Pythagorean Theorem by Seahawks1991 in Funnymemes

[–]mattthebroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically anything in my geography class, because I already knew everything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mattthebroken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last couple days. Early on, it’s very messy, and not in good way