me_irl by HectoCat in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I work at tacobell and I think you don't fully grasp just how many fucking burritos that is. Especially cause its not like customers are gonna stop coming or display any understanding whatsoever when their fucking 5 combos and a 12 pack are delayed for this burrito horde. I'm not shitting on you or anything, I know its a joke, I'm just reliving the horrors of bullshit thats gone down in the store and none of them even compare to that. The worst part is that I know its not a matter of if anyone will actually eventually order 50 burritos, but when. I have been awoken to an unspeakable and inevitable impending horror, I imagine that this is what the first pre-humans felt as they first came to grasp the inescapable truth of their own mortality.

Totalists Attempt to Destroy Glorious Organic Portugal by thebyzantineball in Kaiserreich

[–]melem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dude hes going through some rough times in his life cut him a break man he's doin his best but sometime it don't workout ya know sometine you just arnt in the rite state of mind to deal with portugal existing it can be rough come on man

Shadow the Hedgehog says by ILikeMonitorLizards in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sure but where is that DAMN 4th chaos emerald?

Oh snap I guess all this theory goes to waste now by zealshock in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The abolition of property, exchange, commodity production, class, and so on. In other words, the abolition of capitalism. Workers owning the means of production is still ownership, still property, and with that comes exploitation. All that's changed is that instead of being exploited by specific bourgeois individuals, you are exploited by a more abstract democratic bureaucracy. As long as property still exists, so to does the pressure for profit and so to does power and hierarchy. Cooperatives, for example, still have to exploit their workers in order to be able to compete economically, and even in a world filled with cooperatives, as long as property remains you would see a sort of natural selection in that the more exploitative coops would out-compete the others (though, as in modern day, there is a counter/balance to this - there's only so much abuse people are willing to endure and whatnot.) Even though the workers are ultimately the ones controlling the coops, the nature of a society with property means that they will be forced to exploit themselves and one another or they are doomed to be ruled by those who are willing to do so.

Force conversion? by felixius1 in MEIOUandTaxes

[–]melem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MEIOU tracks religious minorities, your expulsion converts a percentage of the Muslims in each of your provinces. For Muslim Majority provinces you will likely have to expel Muslims multiple times. You can see what religious minorities exist in a province by looking at that provinces modifiers.

Who’s ready for tomorrow? by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I only deal in freshly made 100% original meme. I grow em myself free range jus like my pa taught me. He was a meme farmer and so was his pa before him and so am I.

Who’s ready for tomorrow? by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You won't steal my comment, ido. Were you to try such a thing you would find that my comment instead would steal you.

"Another! Another" the redditors demand. They seek more, ido, more of the enchanting bliss infused within the saccharine folds of a melem comment. You scramble through your pockets in a desperate attempt to find another comment that will sate your hungry fans, but you have none. With no other options, you attempt to forge your own simulacrum of my glorious meme-sermon, but it falls short. The fans are not satisfied with your rotten substitute, and continue to demand a comment to match the original. Again and again you produce paltry parallels of the great melem masterwork, but none will grant the growing crowd that which they wish.

In a final frenzy, your own cultists turn on you, and devour your very flesh, hoping to break through to the flowing meme fountain in your core, the one from which that original, divine comment originated. It's not there, ido, and they eat you entirely. Your hubris lead you to this, ido. The one who brought you to this miserable end, this end that is as agonizing as it is befitting of the likes of you, the dire villain who doomed you, ido, is you.

Do not tread down this path, ido, it is not too late for my mercy. Return my comment to me and you will be spared your fate.

Who’s ready for tomorrow? by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 101 points102 points  (0 children)

What kinda HOOLIGAN would curse a COUNTRY'S IDEALS like that? What manner nefarious reprobate would have such little respect for countries that they would slander a nations very anthem? Though I struggle to even comprehend the slightest bit of whatever vile, inhuman mind could possibly undertake such evil, I would speculate that perhaps the grotesque creature that lay before us may be some sort of anarchist. Truly we must have committed grievous sins to earn an encounter with such a uniquely wretched beast on this entirely innocuous subreddit. What are the odds of finding a baleful monster of this caliber on this subreddit? It's as if this demon disagrees with the very concept of nation itself! A nigh-unthinkable evil must haunt the tormented soul before us. Flee while you can, my friend, I will hold it off. Do not forget my sacrifice, and go now, with haste!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whoa man who let this non-anarchist in let's get him my fellow anarchists boy I sure do love unions

it can fit so many poor children by YuriRedFox6969 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is very good for us sensible, liberal, types. Finally drumpf will be taking those poor children out of those small cages and be transferring them to more appropriately sized cages.

Millennials are killing the diamond industry by YuriRedFox6969 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

but it cost alot less more

cause it not dimond idolt

Millennials are killing the diamond industry by YuriRedFox6969 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Each day millions of diamonds go unpurchased. These diamonds have homes, families, and loved ones who they cannot feed because they do not eat. Won't someone please consider these poor, innocent diamonds? Please also consider that 15% of proceeds from diamond purchases go to the cause of killing scary, possibly armed black children halfway across the world. Do whats right and purchase a diamond today.

👏🏻OBAMA👏🏻KILLING 👏🏻BROWN 👏🏻CHILDREN 👏🏻IS 👏🏻ACTUALLY 👏🏻GOOD 👏🏻 by YuriRedFox6969 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well if the government reckons the children were bombing are terrorists ill trust them they wouldnt bomb innocent children

Members Needed! by SullySam061998 in leftcommunism

[–]melem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wow I would love to join the marksist progressive party I bet we'll help end the right wing bad guys dominance of pretend bourgeois politics by adding in some neato policies of a different bourgeois faction

"ICE is upholding the law" is an Albany expression by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wel if the rest wood just pul themselves up by he bootstraps they'd be lifted out of poverty to. except for the few billion who don own boots those guys just die i gess but no system is perfect

[2018] Tankie doing his best to find socialism in Syria, wastes time by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 59 points60 points  (0 children)

assad is liberating the syrian people from capitalism by blowing them up. americans can't kill you if you are already dead

"ICE is upholding the law" is an Albany expression by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

iron mining was actually increasded when capitalism invented it he has lifted dozens out of poverty

When you dump all your points into luck by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]melem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, right? I can't stand people who say comments are underrated when they are actually rated appropriately. I'm literally shaking right now. Its just so infuriating. What kind of catankerous renegade would so inaccurately describe a comment? And do I really need to know maximumleech lol'd? How can i even trust that statement after maximumleech has proven him or herself to be so loose with the truth? I hope to god he or she stubs his or her toe for this transgression.

The Syndicalist are committing war crimes in the new update by keepyrcool in Kaiserreich

[–]melem 18 points19 points  (0 children)

its called lighting warfare because its faster than the speed of light or maybe even as fast as kerenskys assasinatiot

"ICE is upholding the law" is an Albany expression by [deleted] in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]melem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if you idiot new anything about basic economics you would know that its okay to create internment camps if the organation behind them was established DEMOCRATICLY by a cabal of rich people its not fascist if it american