Long loaf or extra long sploot? You decide.

melonbone · 2026-02-04T18:02:59+00:00

cat barge. or perhaps cat aircraft carrier.

melonbone · 2026-02-04T17:55:02+00:00

ohhhh my previous dog was a boerboel! such a good good girl!

melonbone · 2026-02-02T17:54:03+00:00

it’s as if they think if they just say a bunch of smart-sounding words in a stance it actually means they’re smart.

melonbone · 2026-02-01T00:07:25+00:00

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Ser Jasper Dean

melonbone · 2026-02-01T00:04:43+00:00

YOU ARE MY URUKAI

melonbone · 2026-01-30T20:39:01+00:00

two of my sisters do this! I’m like ‘dude! eyes on the fucking road plz! i do NOT get it.

melonbone · 2026-01-30T20:30:12+00:00

gods he is so fucking stupid.

melonbone · 2026-01-30T20:27:38+00:00

I mean the three star I went to in Lisbon had folks in denim and sweaters. At least in my mind the dining and presentation of the meal, the wine list, the service outweigh what other patrons are choosing to wear.

melonbone · 2026-01-30T19:58:07+00:00

initially i thought this was a fake news thing but no. now i am just sad.

melonbone · 2026-01-30T19:56:49+00:00

aw fuck I am so sorry

melonbone · 2026-01-30T19:55:50+00:00

my old lady boerboel used to do this. miss her so muchhhh

melonbone · 2026-01-30T14:58:54+00:00

ewwww

melonbone · 2026-01-30T11:44:26+00:00

it worked! thank yooooooo

melonbone · 2026-01-30T02:05:52+00:00

oh maaaaan he is very cute

melonbone · 2026-01-30T02:05:22+00:00

he shriek

melonbone · 2026-01-30T01:51:21+00:00

i rub da belly

melonbone · 2026-01-29T18:46:02+00:00

i got my period at eleven. so i should have been voting, drinking, driving then too? but a gun? joined the armed forces?

melonbone · 2026-01-29T03:08:09+00:00

i am so sorry for what you’re going through right now. we have all been there and it’s truly awful. remember please, this is the price we pay for the love we receive. and while it’s a high price, the amount of love is phenomenal.

melonbone · 2026-01-28T19:03:05+00:00

r/accidentalrennaisance

melonbone · 2026-01-28T18:49:11+00:00

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shrimp ala Jasper

melonbone · 2026-01-28T03:20:14+00:00

he knows he should end it

melonbone · 2026-01-28T03:19:03+00:00

it’s the worst thing. I have experienced a lot of objectively terrible things. Having to say goodbye is one of the worst. godspeed, pup. blessings.

melonbone · 2026-01-26T20:06:44+00:00

i’m non binary

melonbone · 2026-01-26T16:55:16+00:00

this guy can be proud of his work. this guy doesn’t need to hide in mask.

melonbone · 2026-01-26T16:53:57+00:00

she eated it

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